It seems ridiculous that this blog hasn’t even existed for a year yet, and already we’re re-posting “Scotty Doesn’t Know” from the movie Eurotrip. If you haven’t seen Eurotrip, you might as well. There are worse things to watch while drunk.

In the video, Matt Damon sings a song at a party about how Scott, our hero, doesn’t know Matt Damon is having lots of sex with his girlfriend.

It was the original “F*cking Matt Damon.”

The song was written and recorded by a Los Angeles band called Lustra, who are now saying that a new Miley Cyrus track, “Rock Star” is just “Scotty Doesn’t Know” with different lyrics.

Both songs, below the jump!

There isn’t much of a story here, outside of our continued love for WALL-E. We haven’t been following him much on the site, but never have we been so enamored by a character in a movie we hadn’t seen.

So cute, is WALL-E, that they took one of the animatronic characters built for Disney theme parks into the streets of LA.

The trailer for Woody Allen’s latest, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, has hit. The film hasn’t debuted yet, so we have to rely on the official plot synopsis, which we will include below.

But first: If you were Woody Allen, wouldn’t you just make movies with hot women making out? We would, we totally get it.

Woody, you put in your Golden Years, you made it acceptable to like the geeky guy. You made witty intelligence as valuable a dashing good looks, and you did it as a Jew with big glasses.

All we’re saying is that we’re not the biggest fan of your Scarlett Johansson period or that you seem to have left New York, a city you helped define on film. But, you can do whatever you want because you’ve already contributed your lifetime achievement.

If you just want to direct hot actresses in threesomes, we totally get it, that’s what we’d do. Work hard, play hard.

The trailer and synopsis after the cut!

Ok, newsworthy or not, it’s time to talk about last night’s episode of House. Don’t worry, we’ll give you something to hold your attention, Lisa Edelstein’s Cuddy stripping in a schoolgirl uniform, but House continues to film their show non-stop until August, praying that their won’t be another strike when SAG’s contact goes up at the end of June.

There probably will be a strike, but House has most of their fifth season planned already.

Learn about that, watch the hottest broadcast stripping scene of recent memory and learn some details about it from Lisa, all inside.

Nothing like a local news anchor dropping the F-bomb on live television. Sue Simmons is the New York anchor for NBC’s news affiliate in New York (has been for years), and she slipped up a little last night:

It’s unclear why Sue blurts out “What the f*uck are your doing?” in the middle of a promo for the 11 o’clock news, but the dead silence that follows allows you to picture someone in the sound booth cutting volume, running out into the studio and asking the exact same question of Ms. Simmons.

This is on the back of a re-surfaced Bill O’Reilly freakout that we didn’t get to post yesterday, though it entertained us greatly. That clip after the jump.

We’ve tried to post bootleg versions of the trailer for The X-Files: I Want To Believe twice, only to have them pulled down, or to have someone e-mail someone else threatening legal action.

Chris Carter is really trying to keep the plot of this thing under wraps, which means this image still being online is either a HUGE piece of disinformation or a HUGE spoiler.

Regardless, we now have the actual trailer, and you can watch it, and it won’t get pulled!

Read more!

Watch this teaser for the new Dina Lohan-centric show on E! (premiering Memorial Day). It makes us sad, because the premise of the show seems to be: “Can I ruin my other daughter?”

New Indy IV Trailer: suspiciously similar to the last Indy Trailer, but if we didn’t report on it, we might be flogged.

A new behind-the-scenes snippet from Quantum of Solace (can we just keep calling it Bond 22?) is up over at Coming Soon.

Willa Ford starred in an ultra-C-List, absolutely budget-less, got most of their press form a Variety article, bio pic of Anna Nicole Smith. How she roped a group of what appears to be soft-core porn producers with (once again, we’re guessing) a Lifetime movie reject crew is a mystery to us, but after the films announcement and a few TMZ-in-poor-taste behind the scenes looks, the film dropped off the radar.

Now, the flick has leaked on the internet in torrent fashion, though it appears that the film was not ripped from a DVD. Who knows why the movie showed up this way, instead of at least a bare-bones DVD release.

Is it really that bad? Yes.

And we have a 7-minute video full of clips about just how bad it is, after the jump.

Want to see the first seven minutes of Speed Racer?

After the cut, we’ll embed the flash and link you towards where you can watch it in fantastic seizure-starting HD.

We have to say that we’re guilty as everyone else: We didn’t watch How I Met Your Mother until Britney Spears made her cameo.

We can’t really explain why, since Neil Patrick Harris, Allison Hannigan, Jason Segel and Bob Saget are all on it, and we love those guys.

In the back of our mind, we just feel like 3-camera sitcoms with laugh tracks are dead, and should be used sparingly. The “used sparingly” part is what makes us think we should at least watch HIMYM (Him-Yim, guys). Though it would be kicking House of Payne off our TV watching schedules.

Want to see a clip of Britney’s return? Click “Read More…” and watch that sh*t before someone pulls it off of YouTube for (no joke) the thirds time today!

We’ve been doing Brief Absurdity since the site’s launch and we think this is pretty much the most absurd clip ever. It looks like it was made way back before you couldn’t do shit like this to dogs without getting fined, sued or protested.

As a result, nothing like this clip will ever exist again.

Try not to think too much, this clip is safe for work (or wherever), but needs no synopsis.

There are two videos currently at our disposal that pretty much sum up all the possible angles that this Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey marriage can possibly be covered.

CNN says this is a huge publicity stunt, and that Nick Cannon is benefiting more from the press.

Oprah, on the other hand, couldn’t be more in favor; sharing People’s Wedding photos and talking about how she “should have known” when Mariah was on her show recently.

Watch the two videos after the jump and save us a whole bunch of summation of the various spins this marriage is getting.

From the villain banker stroking a dead rat to the “Self Destruct” option on the fort. From the “Bond girl’s” non-joke name to the stabbing/screwing device, this VH1 sponsored short “Homeless James Bond” should get its own show.

But we might only be saying that because Viacom picked up The Hills for another craptacular season.