Interesting set news, even though it is sort of about The Hills, which we hate.

It looks like MTV/VH1 has moved Angela and Vanessa Simmons, daughters of Russell Simmons into the same LA apartment previously owned by Lauren Conrad and Audrina on … it’s even hard to type it again…The Hills.
Daddy’s Girls is the name of the new series that features the Simmons kids trying to burst out from daddy’s faded hip-hop shadow.

If you like hating on The Hills like we do (and managed not to vomit while reading this article, outlining how many Viacom employees could have been saved if MTV had canceled The Hills), you’re going to love hating on The City like we will, inside…

As we continue our watch on Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s sham marriage, we move on to their incredibly staged, yet curiously alluring “honeymoon” photos. The cheap-ass ring makes an appearance, proving that they just forgot to put them on when they exited the airport in Los Angeles.

You can imagine our groans when we realized that the Heidi/Spencer self-run media team decided to issue 90 damn photos of the couple’s honeymoon. We decided to pare them down to Heidi Montag bikini shots. If certain men get turned on by treating women as objects, then these must a frickin’ wet dream. Because we have ZERO respect for this woman and - if judged by media whoring alone - she doesn’t have any respect for her either.

Spencer Pratt may be the biggest douche in the world (watch your back David Blaine!), but he chose some nice arm candy to stroll into hell with.

In our continuing coverage of the sham that is the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt union: ring watch! (Because it’s Wednesday).

When the two stinking fame-whores got off the plane from their Mexican-cum-nuptials getaway, absolutely NO RINGS were on those fingers. It was like they forgot that the paparazzi would be waiting for them, which is highly unlike these two. Maybe they didn’t have time to get rings before they were wed. Like they were sitting on the beach, reading US Weekly before Spencer turned to Heidi and said: “You know what would get us in here? If we got married.”

And she was like: “Ha ha ha!, yeah!, hilarious!,” because Heidi Montag talks in non-conclusive exclamation points.

Whatever. When the two showed up for the “Road To A Cure” benefit, they had rings, but not awesome ones, suggesting that Spencer Pratt really is as poor as he deserves to be or that the only place they could think of to get rings on such short notice was at a Claire’s at the nearby mall.

Someone just stop taking photos of these two, and we’re guessing they’ll just disappear.

If we haven’t said it before (ED: we have), Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills make us want to puke up our breakfast whenever their faces grace our daily news-hunt. These two are slimey, useless fame-whores who concoct photoshoots using everything from a polo match to pumpkin hunting. Did you catch their ultra-conservative guns’n'beer “candids?” We did.

The worst part is that we’re all playing into their hands. Pratt played Wormtongue to Brody Jenner’s Theodin back in the day and it was all well-chronicled by David Amsden of Details Magazine:

Here’s how Pratt, also 23, and the son of a “celebrity dentist,” explains it: “What does it take to be famous nowadays? Nothing! Look at Nicole [Richie]. She’s on the cover of every magazine every week. And why? Because she doesn’t eat. Well, lots of girls in this country don’t eat. That’s, like, my whole philosophy with Brody—make him part of that. Like at first, when he started showing up in Us Weekly, people were all, ‘Who the hell is that?’ Now they’re starting to be like, ‘Hey, do you know who that is?’”

Read between the lines: none of this is real, not even for Spencer Pratt. When he was teamed up with Heidi Montag and made “the villain” of MTV’s The Hills, he found his partner in crime, someone so blonde, so dumb and so fame hungry that she was willing to do anything to cut her piece of the fame pie.

Apparently, this included eloping with Spencer…

We have a little-noticed category here at the Bad & Ugly titled “We Hate The Hills.” It’s not used all too much, only occasionally when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt decide to do their newest photo-op.

Thank you, David Letterman for letting us dust off this category. Because, while we occasionally watch Gossip Girl and keep it to ourselves, we DO NOT, WILL NOT, NEVER WANTED TO watch MTV’s The Hills, which basically sums up for us a) how low MTV has sunk in it’s programming, b) how young and stupid MTV’s core audience is these days and c) how we are making the MTV audience of tweens aspire to be catty bitches who don’t have real jobs.

Luckily, David Letterman had enough while interviewing The Hills star Lauren Conrad. He pulled one of his classicly-sly “I hate that I have to interview the likes of you” moves by asking LC if maybe she was “the problem” amongst her group of catty friends.

Check out LC having nothing left to do but sit there and take it below the cut…

New bullshit for the start of the tabloid week:

According to our favorite classy rag, Star Magazine, Lauren Conrad of The Hills has been getting all weepy-eyed over the complete shambles that is her MTV sculpted life.

As the mag tells it:

Lauren recently broke down in tears at her Hollywood Hills home, wallowing in the misery that she feels her life has become.

“She’s an emotional train wreck,” a source close to LC tells Star. “She usually doesn’t lose it like that. But her life has spiraled out of control, and once she opened the floodgates, it was all over. She just crumpled, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.”

It seems she has a lot to cry about. She’s being slammed in reports for throwing a diva fit at a charity event, her clothing line has been dropped by Kitson, she’s feuding with her pals and her love life is practically nonexistent!

OMG! Lo snitched on LC! Does Gossip Girl now write for Star? What a biatch! Wait a second … Speidi is Gossip Girl!