Moviehole is alone in reporting that the minds behind American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, American Pie: Band Camp, American Pie: The Naked Mile and American Pie: Beta House plan to return to their original storyline featuring Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan’s married Jim and Michelle. And this one might be the franchise’s return to theaters after the subtitled straight-to-DVD installments that featured only Eugene Levy.

We’re guessing Levy may be back, but all the other American Pie stars have said in various interviews throughout time that they would not return to the roles. The only one we didn’t X out was Thomas Ian Nicholas’ character Kevin, because he seems pretty much up for anything.

Then again, with Shannon Elizabeth mostly playing poker these days and Chris Klein keeps sifting through the trash outside Dave’s Brooklyn apartment, so - should this rumor be true - maybe the American Pie crew might lure back more has-beens than we’re counting on.

If YouTube videos encouraging people to vote were anything but pleasant distractions (and the only time we’ll ever see Rachel Leigh Cook and Samuel L Jackson in the same project), then we would have all voted or died when P.Diddy was telling us that crap a few years ago.

This one, called the “You Vote Video” features some of our favorite actors, plus some Muppetts and John Leguizamo, who Dave once chased from club to club in Manhattan in an attempt to tell him that he was totally okay with the Super Mario Bros movie, and John shouldn’t feel bad about it.

If you are going to make a voting video, at least stray away from talking directly to us in stark black and/or white. Gap’s Vote For _________ Campaign at least gives us a cute, rhyming Kristin Bell.

And yeah, she rhymes “trees” and “reefs” and, yeah, with the economy the way it is, we say f*ck the damn earthworms.

But, it’s okay, because we’re fairly certain that no one goes to YouTube for voting advice. And if we’re wrong for some reason, maybe those people shouldn’t vote in the first place.

Dave received this comment via Facebook from his friend Nate:

You know what I would like to see on your Blog? Random Celebrity updates. I want to know what people out of the limelight are doing. Has Ed O’Neil shaken the Al Bundy Curse? Fred Durst: Alive? How IS Clint Howard, really?

Little does Nate know that Fred Durst is actually coming out with a new movie, his second. It’s called The Longshots, and it’s about a girl at a black high school learning to play football and saving the team (and we’re guessing either the whole community or at least the main adult protagonist played by Ice Cube)

We’re not sure Nate believes us, so we’d point him in the direction of Coming Soon’s interview with the former Limp Bizkit frontman.

Reuters is reporting that comedian Jerry Lewis was detained for having a .22 calibur handgun in his carry-on luggage. I guess that “comedian” is like “President”: if you were one once, you get the title for life, no matter how little your current actions deserve it.

The 82 year old hater of Muscular Dystrophy was in Las Vegas’ McCarran Airport when the incident occurred.

Due to the long history of guns being used on people that gun-owners don’t like, B&U would like to post a bulletin warning any member of the LGBT community to duck immediately in the case of a sighting of Mr. Lewis. We have strong evidence that he is, um, not a fan.

There was a period of time that we were watching Hogan Knows Best. We were sick (collectively), blogging Britney Spears’ breakdown and happened to catch some sort of marathon.

It wasn’t a good show. All we learned, really, is that Brooke Hogan is an Amazon woman and could easily snap us in half.

That’s what makes these new Maxim photos all the more disturbing. Because she’s hot, but could still snap us in half.

This weekend was the annual White House Correspondent’s Association Dinner, an event for journalists who cover the White House (you know, hence the name).

This year brought a few celebrity culture folks to the dinner, which made us realize that the dinner will never be as cool as when Steven Colbert silenced the room with his brilliant speech quietly mocking George W. Bush to his face.

“The Dinner” is soooooo 2006.

And now, The Bad and Ugly brings you our list of people who should NOT have been invited to, attended or even mentioned at the White House Correspondent’s Association Dinner (all images can be made bigger!).

Lauren Conrad – Dammit, LC! Is there no where you can’t go? The more we see Lauren Conrad out and about at “real” events like this, the more we wish that MTV told us what to say all the time.

Pam Anderson – Yeah, she was there and dressed like a slut. We don’t know who thought inviting Pam Anderson was a good idea because not only is she non-topical in the current news cycle, but IN NO WAY is currently part of any media. She exists, right now, purely as tabloid fodder.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz – The sad thing is, if we met this couple in a normal situation, we probably would only find them mildly annoying. And we find some of our good friends mildly annoying. But these two are just trying to promote Ashee’s new album and their engagement by fostering pregnancy rumors and showing up where they shouldn’t be.

Perez Hilton – He blogs about politics more than we do, but he also draws cum dripping from the mouths of his subjects. So, any argument anyone tries to make about him representing a “new” kind of journalism, obviously reads Perez Hilton instead of the dozens or more intelligent blogs (notice how we don’t arge that we should have been there, because we would have made our own list).

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – Are you shitting me?!?!? This is a new low for the White House. No one even knew who these two fucktards were two years ago.

(We’ll give Rosario Dawson a pass because she’s hot and only shows up at the after party.)

You might remember our previous piece about Richie Sambora who was caught drunk driving in Laguna Beach with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Yeah, he could have been in deep shit, but when you’re a celebrity (and that’s even weak considering he’s just a member of Bon Jovi), it doesn’t seem to matter how bad whatever you do is, you can plea bargain your way out of it.

Sambora could have gotten child endangerment charges slapped on top of his DUI, but instead he plead no contest and got 3 years probation. He’ll have to submit himself for drug and alcohol screenings during that time period, complete a boozaholic course and pay about $1,600 in fines.

Bitch! That’s more than we paid in taxes!