More fun from the set of the Rum Diary, the Hunter Thompson adaptation, where Johnny Depp as Paul Kemp drives a “classic” Fiat 500. The man in the car with him isn’t named in the photo credits, but my best guess is that it’s Michael Rispoli, who plays Bob Sala in the film.

There’s something very comical about two big men in a little car.

If you missed the previous Rum Diary pics click HERE. Also, click the thumbnails to make them bigger:

Scarlett Johansson is currently training, slimming, and squeezing into whatever costume Jon Favereau has cooked up for the Iron Man II version of the Black Widow, and she’s blogging about body image issues over at The Huffington Post…

Kevin Costner: “All I’m saying is, don’t make a Waterworld like mistake, you know?”

Ben Affleck: “Are you kidding? Did you see the numbers on Daredevil? or Jersey Girl? I’m already there, bro!”

Costner and Affleck are in Boston, MA shooting for their new pic Company Men, which, in such a timely manner, is about the financial crisis. Sorta. Affleck plays a white collar jackass who wakes up on day to find his job and his salary have gone the way of Lehmen Bros. Kevin Costner is is brother-in-law who offers him a blue-collar construction job. Tommy Lee Jones (not pictured, sadly) is set to star as one of Affleck’s previous employers who slowly sees the evil actions of his corporate peers for what they really are.

The film will be the film debut of director John Wells (previously ER). Check for this one around 2010.

Anyone who works any degree of celebrity gossip will tell you what sells: scandal and nudity. Allure seems to have latched on to that by asking whomever they could (of the female persuasion) to pose naked for a series of portraits called “The Naked Truth.” Then, they asked them…I’m not kidding…BODY IMAGE QUESTIONS.

(If you missed how pointless this is, can I direct you to THIS POST?)

So, of course, the women that have been selected are partial fame whores without body image issues. Pictured above is Eliza Dushku, who has no nudity problem according to our Dollhouse records, and has a show to sell. Same goes for Chelsea Handler, who is attractive on her show Chelsea Lately, but who also wrote a HORRIBLE book about her sexual experiences called My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands. I can’t look at that woman naked without thinking of midgets, skid-marks and vomit. Not to mention she’s also dating Ted Harbert, who, as the CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group. That means we’ll probably be seeing more of her before we see less of her.

Check out the preview snippets at Allure HERE.

When I joined Twitter, there was a fake Michael Bay around, talking about how he was going to blow stuff up, even un-blow-up-able stuff. Or he’d joke about moving fast or yelling on set, you know, Michael Bay things. But he called attention to his Fake-Bay-ness, especially after Twitter made him take down the Michael Bay picture he had on his account.

Now, The Real Michael Bay has joined the micto-blogging service and is kicking it off Bay-style with some high quality set pics (HERE).

Follow Real Bay ’round the net HERE on Twitter.

From Kanye’s blog.

Rather than spoil South Park, which you can watch HERE, uncensored, for free, I thought I’d just say how happy I am that South Park is back on it’s game. Last year’s season left me with a disconcerting taste in my mouth (insert dick joke, I’m sure), but Matt and Trey seem to be back on their social satire horse.

If Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman can’t get a cab in the city, something is really wrong.

Or, they’re on set for a new romantic comedy called The Baster.

Jason plays Wally and Jen plays Kassie. Wally learns that Kassie plans to become pregnant through artificial insemination, he replaces the donor’s semen with his own and must live with the secret that he is the father of her child.

So, yes, “The Baster” might actually be referring to a turkey baster full of semen. Which, admit it, was what you were thinking about in the first place.