Gerri Halliwell, who most will remember as Ginger Spice of The Spice Girls and not as the children’s author she recently has tried to reinvent herself as, had a little wardrobe malfunction this weekend while attending the 13th Annual British Academy Children’s Awards. The event honors those who make quality children’s entertainment, and what’s a kiddie event without some nice butt?

When the 36-year-old ex-pop-star turned around to show cameras the back of her dress, a sudden gust of wind lifted up one of the dresses’ many flaps and exposed her ginger thong.

Thong Spice!

Yeah, it’s been way to long to make “spice” jokes. We apologize.

We don’t know how strict your boss is, but these thumbnails include butts. So they are Not Safe For Work if your work is Not Safe For Butts.

Yes, Steven Baldwin, the crazy Christian Baldwin, has Hanna Montana’s initials inked on his left deltoid. And the reason behind it is even dumber than the actual tattoo.

Word is that Baldwin met Miley Cyrus at the White House last year (yes, these goons were at the White House at the same time), and 15-year-old Cyrus dared Steven to get a Hanna Montana tattoo. Seems Baldwin’s daughters are huge fans of the Disney series Hanna Montana and Steven wanted a cameo. So, the black-sheep Baldwin got his HM tattoo and the two met up again at Balwin’s book signing in Nashville on Monday.

Rumor is that Cyrus told him he could guest star.

We wonder if he just could have auditioned or made some calls. There has to be an easier way.

Ok, so there’s this video of Steve Guttenberg taking a pantless jog through Central Park.

Steve Guttenberg of Cocoon, Three Men And A Baby, Police Academy and Short Circuit. Steve Guttenberg of Dancing With The Stars: The man is wearing a shirt, a hat and absolutely no pants.

Now, if this were to be a real video, why would they blur out the man’s manliness? And if it was a viral ad, wouldn’t we get a little bit more of a product-wiff off this thing? Unless, of course, it’s just your general, run of the mill, pro-Guttenberg ad.

This video is more puzzling than it is funny. Is there an unblurred version. Is Guttenberg moving into web TV? Will several other pantless jogging celebrity videos start popping up on the net, turning all us bloggers into unwilling shills for some sort of pro-jogging/anti-pants campaign?

We just want someone to make sense of this.

Moviehole is alone in reporting that the minds behind American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, American Pie: Band Camp, American Pie: The Naked Mile and American Pie: Beta House plan to return to their original storyline featuring Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan’s married Jim and Michelle. And this one might be the franchise’s return to theaters after the subtitled straight-to-DVD installments that featured only Eugene Levy.

We’re guessing Levy may be back, but all the other American Pie stars have said in various interviews throughout time that they would not return to the roles. The only one we didn’t X out was Thomas Ian Nicholas’ character Kevin, because he seems pretty much up for anything.

Then again, with Shannon Elizabeth mostly playing poker these days and Chris Klein keeps sifting through the trash outside Dave’s Brooklyn apartment, so - should this rumor be true - maybe the American Pie crew might lure back more has-beens than we’re counting on.

Nick Bollea (Hogan), the son of Hulk Hogan, plead no contest to felony reckless driving charges stemming from the horrible accident on August 26th that left his friend, John Graziano, in bad shape (basically a vegetable). Throughout the process of the investigation, many previous driving infractions were brought to light, leading to the assumption that Nick Hogan is a bad driver, and untrustworthy friend and douche who deserved to go to jail for a little while, just to see if he was worth saving.

He was sentenced to 8 months in May and now - five months later - he has been released early on good behavior…

Normally, celebrities manage to sound worse than even the most redundant of PR flacks when it comes to talking politics. Sometimes, they’re shockingly dead on message (we’re looking at you, Matt Damon,) while less on on other occasions. But leave it to the Born-Again Baldwin for all your cringing today, who told Page Six what he’d do to Senator Obama:

“[He’s] such a cultural terrorist,” taunted the born-again kid brother of Alec Baldwin as he challenged the Democratic presidential candidate to a fight. “I think by the time I’m done with him, he’ll be a Republican.”

Asked if he’d fight Serra Paylin, Baldin seemed surprised:

“Oh, I wouldn’t fight the Barricuda Bear, c’mon. You see her shoot that gun the other day? C’mon!”

So remember kids, when voting on November 4th, ask yourself: What Would Born-Again Baldwin Do? Don’t Do It.

If YouTube videos encouraging people to vote were anything but pleasant distractions (and the only time we’ll ever see Rachel Leigh Cook and Samuel L Jackson in the same project), then we would have all voted or died when P.Diddy was telling us that crap a few years ago.

This one, called the “You Vote Video” features some of our favorite actors, plus some Muppetts and John Leguizamo, who Dave once chased from club to club in Manhattan in an attempt to tell him that he was totally okay with the Super Mario Bros movie, and John shouldn’t feel bad about it.

If you are going to make a voting video, at least stray away from talking directly to us in stark black and/or white. Gap’s Vote For _________ Campaign at least gives us a cute, rhyming Kristin Bell.

And yeah, she rhymes “trees” and “reefs” and, yeah, with the economy the way it is, we say f*ck the damn earthworms.

But, it’s okay, because we’re fairly certain that no one goes to YouTube for voting advice. And if we’re wrong for some reason, maybe those people shouldn’t vote in the first place.