27 to 38 isn’t that big of a gap, but…NICK CANNON?

From Access Hollywood:

A source close to Mariah has confirmed to Access Hollywood that the music diva is engaged to Nick Cannon.

Reps for both singers were unavailable for comment.

The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when 38-year-old Mariah (with Nick on her arm) was seen sporting a dazzling new piece of bling on her ring finger at the after party for her Tribeca film, “Tennessee,” in New York.

When asked at the party what he loved about Mariah, 27-year-old Nick gave a one-word answer.
“Everything,” he told People.

Though Mariah has been through the marriage thing before, Nick hasn’t. He has been engaged once, to Victora’s Secret model Selita Ebanks, last year. That was called off before the “I do.”

This just seems out of left field, but whatever. Mariah in Drumline 2! Let’s start a petition!

Just thought we’d throw that out there.

There is absolutely no good news to go along with it, but this image was disturbing enough that the first thing we thought of was that scene in Willow where the witch turns Val Kilmer and his men into pigs.

Don’t know why we thought about that particular scene, but there it was.

Thanks, Splashnews!

Yes, the rest of this post is going to be kind of NSFW.Here’s the summation: Neve Campbell has a topless scene in her new film I Really Hate My Job.

We have some screen caps (HT!), and there is something weird about them.

Follow us after the jump to see what we’ve discovered Halle Berry and Neve Campbell have in common.

You know that really crappy Patrick Dempsey movie that’s currently besieging your TVs and theaters with previews of him becoming a bridesmaid or some shit during his “best friend/love interest’s” Scottish wedding?

Yeah, that movie looks horrible, but there is a non-horrible movie like it coming out by John Hamburg, the guy who wrote Along Came Polly, Zoonlander and Meet The Parents/Fockers.

It star’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall’s Jason Segel as a newly engaged guy who is looking for his best man.

Apparently, one of the applicants is another Apatow alum, Paul Rudd as the two filmed a scene yesterday in LA.

Also in the “hey, look, no spoilers!” category of set photos: Jennifer Aniston is on the set of Marley and Me, her movie with Owen Wilson that is based on the memoirs of John Grogan, who loved his dog Marley.

Yes, it’s a dog movie. Meaning the guy who is trying to block Jenn from the cameras is: “The PA who worked on that dog flop, but spent most of his time stoically standing in front of Jennifer Aniston.”

We wouldn’t mind that job, we suppose.

We mentioned in yesterday’s round-up that The Sarah Conner Chronicles had been picked up for a second season. Mashed up with this news, it’s been a pretty good weekend for fans of post-apocalyptic robots.

Not only is no one talking about McG’s Terminator 4 being shut down anymore (our bad on that one), but they have added another cast member to the Christian Bale future-war series: Moon Bloodgood, who must have the coolest name for a hot blonde chick ever.

You might remember Bloodgood from the short-lived NBC abortion Journeyman, or you might not know her at all. If the latter is true, you will come to know her as a “no-nonsense and battle-hardened member of the resistance who is carrying a lot of guilt over surviving the nuclear holocaust,” or so says THR.

Principal photography will begin on May 5th, as soon as Bay gets done shooting Public Enemies with Johnny Depp in Wisconsin.

Yes, he might be crazy and he might have trash-talked a tiny reporter at the Oscars this year, but who doesn’t love a crazy guy who talks shit to kids?

Gary Busey needs a place to stay. He’s been evicted.

Actor GARY BUSEY has been evicted from his Malibu, California home for failing to pay his rent.
The Point Break star allegedly owes $50,000 (GBP25,000) in back rent and he’s refusing to pay up because he claims “unclean air conditioning vents” were posing a health risk.
Busey plans to go public with his eviction battle by appearing on U.S. news show Access Hollywood

Busey is going on Access Hollywood TONIGHT! But, if we know anything about housing boards, he’s gonna need a place to crash over the weekend.

Come stay at the B&U offices! We’ll shoot guns or whatever it is Crazy Busey wants to do in Brooklyn.

Elisha Cuthbert is hot. We thought so when she was Jack Bauer’s daughter, even though we hated her whining and her bad choices, like dating her therapist who Jack should have killed while CTU was under nerve gas attack.

Who would have noticed if Jack just snapped some guy’s neck? We had to watch Edgar die and Jack couldn’t even kill the rapist. We’re sorry, the therapist.

Long story short: hot pictures of Elisha Cuthbert, absolutely no Elisha Cuthbert news.

But, you guys did like the Sassy preview and she’s going to be in a CBS pilot.

That enough news for you? Good.

Sexy picture time.

We were sent the link this morning to a story about Sienna Miller (Factory Girl, Layer Cake, Alfie) swimming in the California ocean, claiming that she has finished principal photography on G.I. Joe.

We’re pretty sure she’s not fully done with Joe yet, and we don’t pay much attention to Sienna Miller since she started dating Rhys Ifans who always looks like a hobo.

We’re guessing he gives the hobos hope.

Anyway, her top slipped down, letting her boobs and nipples pop out over the top. This required its own story in a British tabloid, which is bizarre because it’s not that hard to find naked pictures of Sienna Miller.

The beach still, and some better naked Sienna from Hippie Hippie Shake after the jump, in clickable, enlargeable glory. Do we have to say NSFW?

We all know that Amy Winehouse is probably off doing crack somewhere. We can just assume that’s true and not have to write anything about it.

If someone were to film Amy Winehouse not smoking crack for a whole day, maybe we’d write about it.

Our point being, it’s been too long since Naomi Campbell has hit someone with something. This shit used to happen all the time.

Luckily, the woman relapsed, according to the Sun:

NAOMI Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after assaulting a police officer in a row over a lost bag.

The supermodel was hauled away “ranting and screaming” from the First Class Lounge of Terminal 5.

Where is the video when you really need it.

That shit would be a YouTube sensation.

These pictures from Egotastic of the luckiest photo-ASSistant in the world rubbing oil on Gisele Bundchen’s hind-quarters makes us wonder what he actually does on that job.

Being an assistant to someone who photographs hot women in various stages of undress must be stressful, but if it actually involves greasing up famous asses, it’s just a metaphor for the gossip industry anyway.

Insert tasteful “making shit shine” joke here.

We hope she wasn’t keeping anything important in the back pockets of her short-shorts because it looks like someone ripped them right out.

This picture of ex 3rd Rock From The Sun alien Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Claudia Schiffer was in the new issue of GQ.

We’re sure they are both promoting something, but this picture seems to be promoting classy blind-folded sex. We agree with GQ that it is much more important to increase awareness off the good, old-fashioned “business tie as sexy blindfold” trick.

She’s at it again, or so it seems. Six years after she was arrested for shoplifting $6K worth of merch from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. She paid some fines, had three years probation.

And now:

The 36-year-old actress was spotted leaving a Hollywood store with make-up on her that she hadn’t paid for, according to a US report.

(She) recently set off the security alarm at Hollywood CVC Pharmacy after making several purchases.

According to the National Enquirer, when she left the store, she set off an alarm that drew the attention of a security guard.

A store employee is quoted as saying: “Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store.

“When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for.”

And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: “I don’t know how that happened.”

The store employee added: “We took unpaid items back and she left the store.”

We are really big fans of just claiming we have no idea how things happened. It says so much in so little. It says, “Yeah I did that shit, but I’m never going to admit to it.” But it also could say; “You know in movies where something really crazy happens and no one assumes the crazy option could be true, lik e a leprechaun putting make-up in my bag? That just happened to me.”

Either way, ignorance is the greatest excuse. Unless you’re the president of something.

There was a story we didn’t run about the OC’s Mischa Barton (who, keeping with the theme of the week, we posted naked pictures of) was circling a multi-episode part in the CW’s new minor soap-serial hit, Gossip Girl.

Gossip Girl is the based on books, which would make you think it’s semi-literate. The show, however, is about a whole bunch of spoiled Manhattanites around the teenage period who generally stab each other in the back socially.

We have friends who swear by it, and those friends are the kind of folks who are usually reading the New Yorker or trying to score tickets to the Pitchfork Music Festival. Regardless, there might be something to this particular serial, just something we haven’t discovered yet.

And we might have to start watching.

Writes the Hollywood Reporter:

Michelle Trachtenberg has snagged a multiepisode arc on the CW’s buzzworthy freshman drama “Gossip Girl.”

Trachtenberg will play Georgina Sparks, a character who appears in the novels on which the series is based. Georgina rolls into Manhattan from rehab, shaking up and torturing the life of Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively).

Mischa Barton was rumored to have been up for the role.

The arc will air for the May sweep.

Michelle Trachtenberg, people! We’ve loved her since we were into Harriet the Spy (she was too young, but so were we)!

The bad and ugly of this whole story is that Barton had been using the press of her “offered” role to bolster her public appearance since her DUI in December.

This will, no doubt, create some friction between the CW marketing folks and Barton, who has zero concept that the OC made and broke her, and she might as well just go away.

Yes. We are pro Trachtenberg, anti Barton. And pro Fritos, while anti-Lays. We are picky.

Seal and wife Heidi Klum were outside some club or restaurant or something we couldn’t afford called Madeo in LA when a paparazzi tried to shake Seal’s hand, setting him off on how he thought the paparazzi were “scum.”

The video seems to peak when a paparazzi ask how Seal feels and he says: “Why don’t you ask your mother how I feel?”

Oh, Seal.

We’re all for celebs step up to the paparazzi, who are generally a bunch of idiots that hide behind their “fandom,” but if the celeb in question isn’t going to bring anything better than a Yo Mamma joke, then there is the chance that media coverage can flip on them.

In this particular example, we both feel for Seal because he’s being hounded by photographers, but anyone who can’t do better than an Mamma-based insult has been attending too many fashion shows and might have become insulated within his millions.

And for a guy that wants to be all authentic with facial scarring, it just seems a little ridiculous.