While everyone on the West Coast is probably not checking the internet because they are coming out from under their desks, Los Angeles Police have said that Shia LaBeouf is not at fault for the accident that will probably still bring him a DUI.

Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver apparently ran a red light, and will be also be cited.

“He was not at fault,” Whitmore said of the “Transformers” actor.

We also hear via ET that the mystery passenger was Isabel Lucas (click to see her October calendar page!), another young female star of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Isabel went back to work yesterday shooting on the film, so she’s doing a little better than Shia.

Seems Isabel is also dating “Entourage” star Adrian Grenier, but that dude doesn’t like to comment about anything. He just likes to sit around and do his smile and pretend he’s a real life Vincent Chase.

God, we wish we were him.

We’re sure that right now, entertainment bloggers the world over are groaning: “What? First Comic Con peters out, then the one legit news item we have is little more than a standard issue DUI?”

In the aftermath (does it really deserve that strong of a word? I’m not sure.) of Shia Lebooze’s DUI / car accident, an interview he gave for the September issue of Details is receiving alot of attention. In it, he complains about how his dad was, to B&U it seems, the awesomest dad ever: “”We would drink together and smoke together, and it’s just a bad deal.” Even if your real life dad is a deadbeat, you have Indiana Jones as a make-believe dad. That makes up for like a million beatings from your real dad by my calculations, and all he did was get you high.

If you want to read more complaining, the details on the interview are over at E! Online.

You might remember that Shia LaBeouf got in some trouble for drunkenly patronizing a Walgreens and refusing to leave. It was an entertaining aside that didn’t result in any charges.

While this sounds semi serious:

Shia LaBeouf is nursing his wounds in a Los Angeles hospital today, the result of an early morning car crash that left him with a messed-up hand and a DUI count on his rap sheet.

L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a two-vehicle collision at around 2:30 a.m., officials confirm to E! News. LaBeouf was allegedly making a left turn when his Ford F-150 pickup struck another car and rolled over twice.
The 22-year-old star of Indiana Jones and Transformers sustained injuries to his left hand, which will require surgery, a sheriff’s sergeant said.The female passenger in LaBeouf’s car and the woman driving the other vehicle suffered minor injuries. All three were taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where the women were treated and released. Shia remains at the hospital as of this morning.

LaBeouf was booked on suspicion of DUI, a misdemeanor, and released from sheriff’s custody to get medical attention.

Calls to his rep weren’t immediately returned.

Looks like Bumblebee couldn’t save him from this collision. Just as long as he heals fast enough to get that Y: The Last Man film rolling.

Oh, Lord, the true life exploits of Andy Dick.

The comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery, authorities said.

Dick, 42, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings at 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Road.
He was being held this morning at the Southwest Detention Center with a bail amount set at $5,000.

Rumor on the gossip circuit is that police we called because a man was peeing in public. They arrived to find Dick drunk in a car where he groped a teenage girl and pulled her top down. When searched, Dick had a Xanex and no prescription.

Brilliant.

Every once and awhile, everyone should check in on Steve-O because we’re not sure he exists if no one is watching. He’s one of those people like Tom Green (who incidentally was willed out of our astral plane by over-exposure) who is either doing something stupid and getting written about, or standing in front of the open fridge, trying to remember why the hell he opened it.

When we last left Steve-O, he was in a drugged-out YouTube video, pissed off his fiancée, got arrested for cocaine possession and was hospitalized for a rehab program.

We’re not quite sure what is happening to him now, but it sounds like he has been institutionalized based on a recent MySpace post…

Mitch Winehouse, the father of perpetual drug bucket that is actually making Pete Doherty look like the “male Amy Winehouse,” has announced that his daughter is suffering from the early stages of emphysema. She does not HAVE Emphysema, but if she doesn’t stop smoking and hitting the crack rock, she’s gonna die.

Yes, we have finally got to that point, where doctors are point-blank telling Amy Winehouse that “this is it.” Not “you really shouldn’t,” but “you really can’t if you ever want to see 45.”

“With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up,” Mitch Winehouse tells Britain’s Sunday Mirror. “There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 percent lung capacity.”

But have no fear! She knows now (because all the run-ins with the law and leaked videos of her doing crack and heroin weren’t wake-up-calls enough): “She’s smothered in nicotine patches. She’s responding brilliantly to treatment. She’s actually flourishing,” says Dad.

Um…flourishing? Let’s just hope she lives long enough to jones her way through Crackmas.

Yeah, it’s another week, that means Amy Winehouse is up to something stupid again. It has gotten to the point that if we were ever in the same room with Wino, we’d have to pinch ourselves and try to touch her. She might evaporate before we ever made contact, she’s just too much of a trainwreck to be real.

Says Amy’s rep, who is probably as sick of making these statements as we are of reading them:

“Amy was at home [Monday] afternoon when she briefly fainted. Fortunately, her manager’s assistant was there to stop her falling.”
“She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.”
The 24-year-old Grammy winner “may be kept in [the hospital] overnight for observation,” the rep added.

Unsure of the causes, huh?

We have a few guesses, and our upbringing reminds us that the first one rhymes with whack