See that image from the 1987 comedy Adventures In Babysitting directly above? That’s not Elizabeth Shue there amongst those wayward youth. “That looks a lot like Miley Cyrus,” you might be saying, “why would Miley Cyrus be in Adventures In Babysitting?”

We’re hearing it might make a lot more sense come 2010…

A video on the official YouTube page of Miley Cyrus and her friend Mandy (whocareswhatherlastnameis) announced via text and sad music on Sunday that Miley Cyrus had died in an accident with a drunk driver…

Yes, Steven Baldwin, the crazy Christian Baldwin, has Hanna Montana’s initials inked on his left deltoid. And the reason behind it is even dumber than the actual tattoo.

Word is that Baldwin met Miley Cyrus at the White House last year (yes, these goons were at the White House at the same time), and 15-year-old Cyrus dared Steven to get a Hanna Montana tattoo. Seems Baldwin’s daughters are huge fans of the Disney series Hanna Montana and Steven wanted a cameo. So, the black-sheep Baldwin got his HM tattoo and the two met up again at Balwin’s book signing in Nashville on Monday.

Rumor is that Cyrus told him he could guest star.

We wonder if he just could have auditioned or made some calls. There has to be an easier way.

Well, not really. But, as evidenced above, Disney is really pushing Bolt. Like, hard.

The Nov. 21st animated film starring the voices of John Travolta and Miley Cyrus has been catching some flack from theaters for airing a six-minute promo transparently described as a short film.

The LA Times Blog writes:

It turns out that John wasn’t the only one a little bit peeved at having to sit through such an obvious and lengthy commercial plug. Theater owners around the country are ticked off too, as John reports in a story running in our Saturday paper. Why are exhibitors furious? First off, they say that six-minute-plug for “Bolt” violates a long-standing agreement about where ads can be placed–and how long they can run–before movies are shown. They are also mad because Disney got away with calling the ad a short film, even submitting it to the MPAA, the studio’s lapdog watchdog organization, which happily gave it a PG rating, even though it was clearly an ad attached to the film.

Now, John Travolta singing with Miley Cyrus above makes us feel like our mothers’ collective fantasy around the time Saturday Night Fever was released is in the same room with the fantasy girl of 12-year-old boys. Yes, playing to the parents of the kids who will want to see the movie is all well and good, but do we need more vocalizing from John Travolta to make it happen?

Remember those sexy photos of Miley Cyrus that hit the internet earlier this year? Turns out they were from a “hacker” who called himself TrainReq. His real name was Josh Holly and he is 19-years-old.

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and their dog his constant bragging about his “accomplishments”…

The real life Carrie Bradshaw is writing a prequel novel to the Sex and the City franchise, and that has CNN’s hearts all a-flutter about who would play the self-obsessed women before they became over the hill bitches who feel entitled to the best Manhattan has to offer while people like me sit in Brooklyn and attempt not to get shot (on that note, 3 people have been shot since I’ve lived here).

Excuse me for filing this under brief absurdity rather than actually covering this as news, because while the SATC movie made enough money to strangle Sarah Jessica Parker (should she try to eat it, or anything ever) I’m still depressed that this series exists and that the fans seem to think these women are people to idolize. Because they aren’t.

Should we have put an exclamation point on the end of that headline? Magic 8 Ball says: “Ask later, after opening weekend Box Office.” But, as far as kid’s animated movies with talking dogs and cats go, Bolt doesn’t seem so bad.

John Travolta plays Bolt, a dog who plays a SuperDog on TV, with powers like Super Bark and whatnot. But, when a real life adventure presents itself, Bolt heads out into the real world, only to discover he is a regular dog. Hilarity ensues, or so Disney hopes.

The ace up the movie’s sleeve seems to be Rhino, a hamster stuck in a ball that is a big fan of Bolt. He seems like the character that will get a lot of the LOL lines for little kids, and the image of a fat hamster in a ball…we’ll it’s funny to us.