OK, it’s official: Lindsay Lohan + Samatha Ronson = two lesbians in a relationship.

The duo outed themselves as dating, unironically, on Loveline when Sam Ronson was on to talk about her friend DJ AM and his slow recovery from a horrible plane crash.

Around the 6:40 mark in the video below the cut, the host, Stryker, boldly asks: “Now, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Two years? One year? Five months? Two months?”

To which Lindsay responds: ”A Long…a very long time.”

There we go, doesn’t the truth sound better? And sexier? If you put a bag over Samantha’s Face?

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We wish we were at the Bowery Hotel here in New York last night. Not because it was Marc Anthony’s birthday and we could have gotten a look at J. Lo’s ankle for ourselves, but because Lindsay Lohan looks to have fritzed out and reverted back to pre-rehab Lindsay, if only for about 20 seconds.

TMZ says:
Lilo was heading into The Bowery Hotel when she tripped over a metal barricade that had been set up. According to our guy on the scene, Lindsay must have thought one of the paps tripped her because she turned around and punched a photog in the nose!

She was on the phone at the time and, after the punch, told whoever she was talking to, “Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi.”

The PoPo was called, but the pap didn’t want to file charges. Not only does he have the best Lohan story of the day, but I’d imagine he’s always wanted to trip Lindsay anyway.

We do.

The Lindsay Lohan comeback vehicle, Labor Pains, in which LiLo plays “the worst” secretary ever who has to pretend to be pregnant so she can keep her job has a poster and a trailer.

And the combined effect of the two makes us not want to write much more about it, we think they send the message for themselves.

The above is from Samantha Ronson’s MySpace blog. Sam Ronson, of course, being Lindsay Lohan’s not-so-secret lesbian lover that recently tussled with the Lohans in an all out Family Feud (and we don’t mean the good kind; hosted by Louis Anderson or Al Boreland).

Now, she seems to be the only one publicly writing about what all of us were thinking when Sarah Palin took the stage at the RNC: Man, if Tina Fey was still on SNL, she could really take the piss out of this bitch (and we say “bitch” they way we do to our mothers in this case, when our mothers are taking Polar Bears of the endangered species list).

NBC plans to bump the premiere of 30 Rock back into October so SNL can get a few “Election Specials” in. Is it too much to hope for Fey to return and don the guise of Palin?

It would be awesome if she did.

With news of Michael Lohan’s father’s death (the death of the father of Michael Lohan, for those that do not like apostrophes), we thought we might as well cover the Battle Of The Lohans: Michael (Lindsay’s father) Vs. Lindsay and Samantha Ronson.

By this point, everyone is kind of accepting that Lindsay and Samantha are lovers of some sort, and the two are constantly together, baffling non-lesbians worldwide.

Then came news that Samantha Ronson had been given a tell-all book deal, and Michael Lohan was pretty sure that the book wasn’t going to be about Mark Ronson, Sam’s famous DJ brother or Charlotte Ronson, who is some sort of designer. The Lohans think, and rightfully so, that Ronson is about to dish on Lindsay, so they began the separation process.

ABC News sums it up:

On Wednesday, in the latest chapter of their years-long estrangement, she told “Access Hollywood”: “He’s out of control. … I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love.”

Lindsay was responding to his assertion to E! that Samantha Ronson, her BFF, is “using my daughter.”

Thursday, Michael shot back at the 22-year-old rehab alum/actress-on-the-mend.

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break,” he told ABCNews.com. “Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control?

“I go to church,” he continued. “I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

Thems fightin’ words!

Which, of course, lead both Lindsay and Samantha Ronson to their MySpace blogs, both written in eerily similar ultra-hyphened phrases, leading some – including us – to believe that Sam Ronson is acting as the couple’s spokesperson.

From Sam Ronson:

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

And Lindsay’s:

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

So does Sam Ronson have a tell-all coming? Will it bring back the hyphen?

We were scrolling through the page today noticing all the news about dude and movies and felt really down on ourselves for not bringing the boobage today.

So, though we feel dirty for insinuating that a 14-year-old girl not only wants people to notice her boobs but wants huge ones, we will never feel as dirty as Dina Lohan should if this happens to be true.

The rumors were started by US Weekly, who printed a very similar comparison to the one we have above. But, with those two photos side by side, it’s hard to imagine how the most recent Ali Lohan photoset we have went by our tit-centric eyes without raising any eyebrows.

If anyone asks, it’s because we didn’t want to feel like pedophiles. But now that the tabloids have forced staring at underage boobs into our Thursday, why not jump all the way in (click to make bigger)?

Us, we’re just happy to be looking at these photos. It’s not like we haven’t covered boobs before! Should you be interested in non-underage funbags, you should check out our previous work: Selling Boobs, Race, Butts and Films! Neve Cambell’s Digital Rack, Sienna Miller’s Best Nipple Slips and Diablo Cody’s boobs.

If you’re not into boobs, the rest of the front page is for you!

Ah, Anderson Cooper! The grey fox! The man who can report any news and we’ll listen to it, even if it is not really news at all, or not part of his own show Anderson Cooper 360.

This week, Anderson set his eyes on Living Lohan and made some real astute observations that even sound more legit coming out of his mouth than when we say them.

We don’t have a Clip of The Week award, or even a Person of the Week award. Outside of the fact that it’s Hump Day, we’re about ready to give Anderson Cooper major props for the entire week for nailing Living Lohan right on their stupid blonde heads.