This is a interesting little tidbit, and if it is true, Lindsay Lohan has been blacklisted, in a way, from further film roles.

We jumped on the sotry like everyone else: Lohan was cast in Manson Girls as Nancy Pitman, a surfer chick who became enthralled with Manson’s Family. However, according to this newest item, she has been UN-ATTACHED because other actresses refused to co-star with her.

The dirt from the source, after the jump.

22-year old college student Masha Markova was lucky enough to attend a celebrity birthday party at a club called 1Oak. Masha took off her $11K mink coat and put it on the seat next to her, then sat down.A pile of coats ended up being the only thing between her and Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan, celeb B-days, overpriced furs, this girl has it made!

Then, after the party was over, she noticed her coat was missing. Masha reported the missing coat to the 1Oak management, who said they would keep an eye out for it.

Then, Masha was flipping through OK! Magazine when she spotted the left-hand picture above.

Yup. Lindsay took her coat.

Details on this absurdity after the cut.

We were quick to rejoice over Lindsay Lohan’s decision to actually work instead of sitting around partying all the time and making money off of conspicuously holding anti-smoking aides in front of the paparazzi.

Maybe we shouldn’t have been so fast to commend her for working, because a bit of her new song “Bossy,” rumored to be the first single of her upcoming third album is…well…

Until we get below the cut, let’s just say “lackluster.”

Thank God someone gave Lindsay Lohan some work. The girl just seems to be spiraling out with her lesbianism, covert Facebook account and consistent style that can only be described as out-of-work-40-year-old-cocktail-waitress.

LiLo was apparently so psyched to be given the Ugly Betty part that she showed up 45 minutes early for yesterday’s call.

Details and Linds’ last TV guest spot, below the cut!

We’re fairly sure our lesbian friends are going to be offended by our suggestion that Lindsay Lohan has joined their ranks. We assume this, because we went through months of rolling our eyes and moaning painfully while LiLo was sleeping around with every douchebag on both coasts.

Ever since Linds started hanging out with pint-sized (maybe) female DJ Samantha Ronson, brother of Mark Ronson, she seems to have left the penis-train behind.

They are sort of living together, and now Lindsay is yelling at anyone who tries to hit on Samantha. Even if that person is an Olsen Twin.

Writes Page Six:

The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn’t like all the attention Ronson was getting. “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’ ” said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”

Usually, we’d call bullshit on something that seems this out of character for a sober celebrity.

But, the Facebook page checks out:

Because we’re polite and lesbian-friendly, we simply sent Lindsay a message that Page Six blew up her profile this morning.

Expect high lockdown to ensure…probably because of us. Is that a conflict of interests?

Lindsay Lohan is crossing into might-as-well-be-a-lesbian territory. Not only has the semi-famous gossip sexpot been pretty clean as far as ugly-bumping dirt goes, but now she’s spending way too much time with Samantha Ronson, the gender-ambiguously styled little sister of DJ/Producer/Socialite Mark Ronson.

Samantha has her own apartment, but stays with Lindsay under the guise of “making sure she stays clean.” That’s a great excuse we used on our mothers when we were dating during the days of heroin chic.

Why are we maligning a girl with noble intentions, you ask? Because Ronson was the one who went out clubbing with Lindsay before her hit and run DUI, and there are photos of Lindsay totally wasted in the company of an equally smashed Samantha.

Smashed Samantha is even alliterative enough to make for good snarky post titles, so she’s totally suspect.

Also on the Lindsay front; she’s the reason Harry Potter star Rupert Grint (Ron) won’t move to the US. He says girls like Paris Hilton and Lindsay are bad news, something he decided on after meeting Linds: “I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”

And might have turned to lesbianism.

Lindsay Lohan better get working on those projects she has been attached to, Linds isn’t exactly in the money according to Hollywood rumblings, an now her ex-bodyguaurd David Kim is suing her for non-payment.

Kim alleges that Lohan owes him $55,000 for protecting her from the rabid paps, maneuvering her around her fans (I guess they are rabid as well?), and obtaining her VIP treatment at clubs and concerts.

How much does it cost to have someone be you perpetual wing man? $4,000 a week for 24-hour service and $2,800 per week for evening-only work, or that’s what Lindsay’s Crossheart productions hired Kim for back in 2006.

If he’s right, he’ll get his money. Lohan probably can’t even afford a good lawyer.

Is it possible for a person to jump the shark? We know shows do it, certain structures of film do it, but is it possible for a person, in the wholeness of their being, to ride that motorcycle like Fonzie?

If it is, Lindsay Lohan just did it, making a cameo on TMZ, the media conglomerate so huge in celebrity news that the rest of us just watch them squash Perez day in and day out.

Someone is desperate for work.

So desperate that the new rumor is she has accepted a part in a new film called Florence, where she will be playing a sex-addicted waitress. Some rumors even suggest she will go full-on nude for the flick.

Star Magazine says she is only getting $75,000 for the role because she wants to “prove she can act.”

Lindsay Lohan needs to get someone to make up a professional PR package for her, or - if she already has a team – fire her old PR folks, because we’re not sure what the hell is going on.

But we don’t like it.

That Tracey Ullman show premiered last weekend, and we’ve see some promising clips, but failed to tune in for the whole show. As part of her first episode, Ullman has a bit where she takes on Dina Lohan in some sort of seedy mothers-of-celebrities Las Vegas bar.

The only inaccuracy is Alli’s voice, which is much deeper in real life.

We happened to attend a party for the GenArt film festival’s opening here in NYC and managed to lay eyes on/brush up against Callum Best of the recent Lindsay Lohan fake blowjob scandal.

We tried to harangue the videographer at the event to film us asking Best about the event, but were told not to ruin their classy party with our low class musings.

We will say that the guy was wearing a star of David necklace (unironically) and lives up to his reputation of being a douchebag who is too good for anyone that isn’t a model or actress.

Just thought we’d put that out there. From the guy who looked into the horses mouth: Callum Best = Douche.

Also, now that we know Lindsay Lohan has terrible taste in guys, we don’t feel so bad for going unnoticed.

Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s fame-whore mother, Lindsay’s grandmother and Lindsay’s younger sister Ali all made the trip up to Harlem yesterday to “give back” for their reality television show that was almost pulled because Lindsay refused to be on it.

Dancing in Harlem is totally fine with us, and “giving back” even if it’s for horrible self-serving purposes is still much more than most people do, so outside of making fun of how transparent Dina’s fame-whoring is, there’s only one other thing we can say about these photos:
SAVE ALI LOHAN! That girl is 14 years old and already looks like she works as a part time stripper at night while chain-smoking and sunbathing without tanning lotion during the day.

And we don’t think we’re far off with that exaggerated summation of her daily activities.

When this show hits, we’re going to try and buck the Ali Lohan gossip push, but watch us crumble under juicy made-up stories about her losing her virginity at age 12.

It’s sad, but that’s what her mother has signed her up for.

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The ongoing saga of Lindsay Lohan has transformed from pretty-redhead gone bad to old-looking blonde with bad skin and a penchant for needing attention trying to pull her career out of the mud. It’s been quite entertaining. We haven’t started feeling bad for her yet.

On one hand, she was never able to transition into serious movies and probably made the mistake of signing up for I Know Who Killed me assuming it would be edgy and redefine her. That’s a chance young actresses have to take, and though largely her fault that the movie isn’t good, we would rather have trashy Lindsay Lohan trying to escape than another pseudo-virgin Disney airhead.

We almost felt bad for her when she did her New York Magazine shoot, stripping naked for press.

But, on the other hand – and this is HUGE other hand – she managed to go on a month-long bender, chase people in her SUV, blow ridiculous amounts of cocaine and have sex with basically whomever she wanted and never saw any real legal consequences.

The woman got caught in a high-speed chase through Los Angeles with cocaine in her pocket, which she brought into the jail, and she managed to get off with community service.

If Lindsay Lohan wasn’t famous, hell: if she were black – she would have gone away.

So, this from ET makes us feel like there is some iota in justice, since Lohan now needs to scoop up supporting roles in risky projects to pay the bills:

Taking another page out of history, it looks like LINDSAY LOHAN has signed on to play one of CHARLES MANSON’s devoted followers in ‘Manson Girls,’ her rep tells ET.

Lindsay will portray NANCY PITMAN, a young girl from a wealthy Malibu family who fell under Manson’s spell. She was not one the “Family” members involved in the clan’s infamous murder spree, but Pitman was later imprisoned after she became involved with the Aryan Brotherhood and was convicted of being an accessory (after the fact) to murder.

If you live in one of the limited release cities, you can see Lindsay and fat Jared Leto right now in Chapter 27, the poorly reviewed bio-pic of David Chapman.

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Interesting diverging stories in the gossip sphere. The UK’s Sun is running a story about Lindsay Lohan blowing up at ex-boyfriend, Brit Callum Best over the phone.

The argument was apparently over the Lindsay Lohan sex tape still, we posted about, then later debunked during last week’s celebrity boobfest.

Writes The Sun:

A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: “I can’t believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.

“I should never have f***ing trusted you.”

Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.

The Mean Girl continued: “It’s everywhere now, all over the net, everyone’s seen it, how f***ing could you?”

There are two options when it comes to this story: true or not. Both of them have their consequences.

If it is NOT real, than The Sun has stepped out onto a gossip limb, running a made up story almost a whole week since the still was widely debunked online. The Sun has ridiculous stuff on it, no doubt, but like all good gossip hounds know, making something up about a story already flagged as false means taking a credibility hit.

The other option is that the story IS true. This would lead us to believe that Best DID take videos of Lindsay Lohan’s sexual practices as performed on him OR she was simply too wasted to remember if such videos were taken (as was suggested with the initial story).

Either way, something to chew over, as this story signals a decline in credibility for either The Sun or Lohan.

So that blurry picture of Lindsay Lohan supposedly going down on British TV guy?

Debunked.

Thank you, lords of the internet for providing one bright point in a Thursday we’ve spent down in the mud of boobs, sex scandals, racism and overpriced twins.

The video has been traced back to a blurry, low quality blow job film on free porn site XTube (so NSFW that we’re not linking it). The video was added two months ago and includes two additional clips from other angles that show very clearly that it is NOT LINDSAY LOHAN.

The funny thing, is that if you would have told us last Thursday that in the upcoming week Lindsay Lohan and Kristin Davis would have sex pictures of them put up on the internet, but only one was real, we would have said 100% that Lohan was the one with the authentic explicit photos.

Just goes to show you how prejudiced we are about Lindsay Lohan and slutty activities.

The true story of the still seems to have been started by the folks over at The Blemish, so if you must track down the actual porn video, we suggest going through them.