Things are not turning out well for Lindsay Lohan recently. She got kicked off of the Manson Girls movie because she was sinking the project like Rosanne Barr not waiting 30 minutes before swimming in the ocean.

Her and good girl friend (or simply girlfriend) Samantha Ronson got in a pretty public fight, then jet-set off to Paris only for Sam to show up on the newswires yesterday with a mysterious hickey.

Oh, and she’s a mink coat thief. And, our leaking of her new single “Bossy” almost got us kicked off YouTube.

Point being, with all this negative PR, you think Lindsay would have asked NERD to remove her 4 second cameo in their new video “Everybody Nose,” which is very obviously about attractive sluts doing cocaine in clubs.

Is that really what she needs right now: to be associated with cocaine AGAIN?

The video, complete with LiLo career-hurting cameo, inside.

Pete Doherty kissed Amy Winehouse goodbye last night after visiting with her immediately following his first gig since he got out of the clink (unsurprisingly on drug charges).

We’re not exactly sure what this picture represents, but it’s something. It’s two of the biggest British celebrities, and they both have very serious and extensively documented drug habits.

Amy got arrested when someone filmed her smoking crack, Pete has filmed himself taking a hit off a chicken-shaped pipe.

It’s some sort of unholy unity, what you are witnessing directly above.

Good thing we didn’t make some sort of snotty comment in our below post about Ashlee and Pete’s wedding. Something like “Tony Romo as a Fallout Boy’s best man will make a picturesque scene.”

Looks like that might not be happening at all. Jessica has said she will be one of the maids of honor for little Ash-face, but we’re hearing that Tony Romo has dumped Jessica Simpson.

Right now, the publicists are keeping quiet and avoiding morning phone calls (they are the worst kind), but we’ll tell you want we’ve heard…inside…

Some new pictures of Amy Winehouse looking like a drug addict. You know, because she is one and we’re all watching it go downhill.

First, Wino was stuck on a freeway while an accident was being cleared and photos revealed some new cuts on her arm, not to mention that they make her look like a roadside hooker.

Then, someone found her running through a park behind the studio she’s currently working at. The photoset is really a wonder to see. It’s nature meets meth-faced holocaust victim.

Watch this teaser for the new Dina Lohan-centric show on E! (premiering Memorial Day). It makes us sad, because the premise of the show seems to be: “Can I ruin my other daughter?”

This is a interesting little tidbit, and if it is true, Lindsay Lohan has been blacklisted, in a way, from further film roles.

We jumped on the sotry like everyone else: Lohan was cast in Manson Girls as Nancy Pitman, a surfer chick who became enthralled with Manson’s Family. However, according to this newest item, she has been UN-ATTACHED because other actresses refused to co-star with her.

The dirt from the source, after the jump.

You don’t need to believe it to feel kinda gross, like you need to take a shower. Britney Spears and K-Fed have apparently been having phone sex.

A pointless news item? Maybe. But semi-sweet while being totally disgusting.

Technically, he is still her ex-husband. In reality, he’s her ex-husband that has been winning custody hearing after custody hearing. Shouldn’t you be allowed to have phone sex with the guy who is raising your kids?

But it’s still Britney and K-Fed.

We have to say that we’re guilty as everyone else: We didn’t watch How I Met Your Mother until Britney Spears made her cameo.

We can’t really explain why, since Neil Patrick Harris, Allison Hannigan, Jason Segel and Bob Saget are all on it, and we love those guys.

In the back of our mind, we just feel like 3-camera sitcoms with laugh tracks are dead, and should be used sparingly. The “used sparingly” part is what makes us think we should at least watch HIMYM (Him-Yim, guys). Though it would be kicking House of Payne off our TV watching schedules.

Want to see a clip of Britney’s return? Click “Read More…” and watch that sh*t before someone pulls it off of YouTube for (no joke) the thirds time today!

When British tabloids reported the arrest of Amy Winehouse this morning, there was a certain amount of skepticism surrounding the report. It failed to mention why Amy had been arrested, though we could all very well guess.

The story developed to include the tidbit that Amy had, as predicted, been arrested on drug charges. Just not new ones.

22-year old college student Masha Markova was lucky enough to attend a celebrity birthday party at a club called 1Oak. Masha took off her $11K mink coat and put it on the seat next to her, then sat down.A pile of coats ended up being the only thing between her and Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan, celeb B-days, overpriced furs, this girl has it made!

Then, after the party was over, she noticed her coat was missing. Masha reported the missing coat to the 1Oak management, who said they would keep an eye out for it.

Then, Masha was flipping through OK! Magazine when she spotted the left-hand picture above.

Yup. Lindsay took her coat.

Details on this absurdity after the cut.

In the words of the Gossip Girl marketing department: “OMFG!’ a Tom Cruise website. An official one started at TomCruise.com

But, there is a notable feature missing…

We were quick to rejoice over Lindsay Lohan’s decision to actually work instead of sitting around partying all the time and making money off of conspicuously holding anti-smoking aides in front of the paparazzi.

Maybe we shouldn’t have been so fast to commend her for working, because a bit of her new song “Bossy,” rumored to be the first single of her upcoming third album is…well…

Until we get below the cut, let’s just say “lackluster.”

It was reported a while back that Amy Winehouse was all lined up to record the theme song for the new James Bond film, The Quantum of Solace.

Thing is, she’s “not ready to work” and now that honor has been stripped from her.

Was it the drugs? It was the drugs wasn’t it?

Details inside.

Thank God someone gave Lindsay Lohan some work. The girl just seems to be spiraling out with her lesbianism, covert Facebook account and consistent style that can only be described as out-of-work-40-year-old-cocktail-waitress.

LiLo was apparently so psyched to be given the Ugly Betty part that she showed up 45 minutes early for yesterday’s call.

Details and Linds’ last TV guest spot, below the cut!