There’s a lot of auxiliary photos, TV spots and images that you should be made aware of, and who are we at the B&U to deny you such things like the above still of Benicio Del Toro the title character is Steven Soderbergh’s Che?

Film School Rejects has the two new Dark Knight TV spots that aired during Lost. The first one has some freak blue-tinted Joker footage that we haven’t seen before. The second one is mostly re-hash, but who is Gordon talking to on the roof?

Charlie Kaufman’s Synecdoche, New York is not only hard to pronounce, but impossible to judge by these newly released stills.

Did Brad Pitt get a new mystery tattoo? DListed seems to think so.

BWE covers the IMDB debate: Robocop Vs. Iron Man.

Is Britney Spears pregnant again or did she just eat too much. We have so much evidence for the latter, so we’re going to say she’s pregnant with whatever new promotional food item Taco Bell is selling. A Chicken-Club something?

Two stills of Haley Duff (the non-Hilary Duff) have popped up from some sort of cable movie called Backwoods. It might be the best she’s ever looked. Wanna see a teaser for it? Why not?

Isaiah Washington, who famously made a stink when he thought Greys Anatomy co-star T.R. Knight used a homophobic slur is messing with Greys even after he left it. He’s filed a complaint against ABC for using his picture in a recent Greys episode. Yeah, he’s not obsessing over his old show AT ALL.

Lindsay Lohan and basically-lesbian-partner Samantha Ronson had a little public squabble. As if that wasn’t weird enough, the story includes the phrase: “Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.”

Emma Watson turned 18 on the 15th, had her party this weekend and flashed her see-through panties at photogs, making her rise from child-star to coot-flasher near instantaneous.

The Hoff has been hospitalized because he started weeping blood! Or something like that. He’s not in for booze, he’s not in for drugs and it didn’t make him dead or blind, so how much do we really have to care?

Russell Brand, the guy who steals Sarah Marshall in Forgetting Sarah Marshall is going to get banned from a club in England because he tried to have sex with 3 girls in the bathroom. A for effort, man, but sometimes you just get banned.

Jessica Simpson was at Tony Romo’s birthday party, surprising no one. But, the pictures of her licking cake off his face and out of his mouth are kind of disgusting in a certain way. Like when your buddy’s girlfriend is way to into PDA.

Pete Doherty is in the clink, so his landlord decided to check out his apartment. Peter was kicked out of his apartment when the landlord found blood all over the walls.

How you are perceived is important these days, folks. From you internet networking, to your outward appearance, to your book deals and upcoming projects, how these things are perceived is important.

Realistically, we just don’t have the interest to write more than a sentence about some of the other stories making the news cycle rounds today. That and our capable peers have it covered.

I’m Not Obsessed would like us to know that Miley Cyrus is going to miss prom because she is filming the Hanna Montanta movie. Which is too bad. Also, Cyrus has been optioned on a autobiography (which will be ghostwritten) about her thrilling 15 years of life and 14 minutes of fame.

In Case You Didn’t Know, Britney Spears was seen exiting a recording studio this week.

Celebitchy has a bizarre illustration from The Wall Street Journal. Be forewarned: it’s a topless Ann Coulter.

Jezebel, the estrogen-powered woman’s super-blog is all over a new children’s book called “My Beautiful Mommy” which teaches children that the miracle of cosmetic surgery is something every woman strives to afford.

Finally, Al Pacino is looking worse for the wear (is that the euphemism?).

Our Dregs Girl today is (of course) Hayden Panettiere in short shorts from Hollywood Tuna.

We’ve finished our first pot of coffee at B&U headquarters, which means it’s time to shove our taxes in a manila folder, walk to the post office and clear our dregs out from the filter.

Speaking of US Tax laws, Wesley Snipes is deep in the shit after being found guilty in February for failing to submit several tax returns. Now, US prosecutors have suggested Snipes get three years in prison and a $5 million dollar fine. We think he should be forced to watch New Jack City and Demolition Man over and over until he admits it was the same damn character.

Oprah’s public approval has gone down to 55%, it’s lowest ever, after the big O endorsed Obama. Strangely, people care about this but don’t care that both the President and Congress have lower approval ratings.

I’m Not Obsessed manages to side-step obsession once again while speculating over rumors of Beyonce’s retirement from music.

Sick of getting Rickrolled? Use Firefox? Good news for you! In either the dumbest Firefox add-on ever or the single saving grace for us internet obsessives, Firefox has released an add-on “Rickroll Detection Filter.”

Want to see the Kristen Bell sex scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall? See the movie! Or click here to visit Hollywood Tuna.

Paris Hilton doesn’t like Kim Kardashian. She called Kim’s famous ass: “disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.” Check out the details on Dlisted.

Robert DeNiro killed at the New York Meryl Streep tribute last night by making fun of his recent move away from Creative Arts Agency.

Now, off to try and not get raped by the government.

Yes, there was no good reason to post this photo, but damn, this is the first time in awhile we’d rather look at Rachel Ray’s face than her side-boob.

Time for our daily roundup of things we didn’t want to expand upon.

A Socialites Life joins us in our love of George Clooney, declaring him a Muthaf*ckin’ Pimp. He did manage to throw a star-studded party in London. Pimp.

Pete Doherty, the pre-Wino English drug-bucket is getting some jail time. He didn’t show up for his probation hearings and continues to be a habitual drug user, so the man gets up to 4 months in prison. His lawyers, of course, will seek CelebJustice.

Paris Hilton continues to be really really stupid. When they were in South Africa, she asked how much a cheetah would cost. That’s not a punchline, it’s the story on Defamer.

Do you think Drew Barrymore is drunk or high in this video?

Hollywood Tuna has given themselves the task of monitoring Hillary Duff’s breast growth, which is something we would totally do for ourselves if we had the time. That and recycling.

I Don’t Like You In That Way knows that Jessica Simpson strips on webcam for Tony Romo. We hope they know that because they’ve hacked the stream, which may not even be possible, but we feel cool for typing “hacked the stream.”

Our friend Ryan at Dos Factotum stayed up late last night live-blogging TBS’ midnight showing of Black Sheep.

Egotastic proposes that Geri Halliwell is the only attractive Spice Girl.

There are quite a few stories that we don’t care about today. Imagine that.

Our Dregs picture today is all over multiple sites, but our favorite commented caption has to be: “Insert joke here.”

DListed is all over Carrie Underwood’s dumping via text message. It seems like Chance Crawford committed a major Dating 2.0 faux paus. At least she didn’t get a Dear John Facebook Wall post.

Fashon.ie, some site we don’t go to a lot (says our current outfit), claims that Naomi Campbell might be getting banned from all of British Airways for her little hissy fit.

Just checking in with Popsugar: Jessica Alba still pregnant? Did she have her Baby Shower yet? And are their pictures?

Gizmodo will let you finally measure yourself against Hollywood’s largest (and Cruise-sized) stars with the Who Tall Are You Mirror.

On the tail of Woody (pun intended), impossible-to-ignore media giant TMZ is running a series of celebrity butt cracks quaintly titled “Crack is Whack.”

Tom Cruise to be the godfather of JLo’s twins? I Don’t Like You In That Way certainly thinks so. Shouldn’t it be Xenufather, or does he still get pissed when you make jokes like that?

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We’re bringing back The Dregs because of Dave’s supreme laziness combined with his love of all things trashy.

Heather Mills isn’t a master of disguise, as this DListed picture shows.

We’re going to have some choice words for MTV who looks to be giving star-fucker nobody Brody Jenner his own reality TV series…again. In Case You Didn’t Know is pretty unbiased towards the news. We are not.

Cameron Diaz talks about her ass over on Hollywood Rag, giving us an excuse to post a picture of Cameron Diaz’s ass at the top of this post.

Even though Defamer doesn’t like cross-linking, we like linking to them, especially when they rate celeb butts, and since Diaz’s is already on our mind. Cameron didn’t make Defamer’s top 5 Hollywood butts, but that’s fine. More ass for us!

On the Lohan front, Lindsay is screwing up her chances of getting her third album put out this year. She’s certainly not focused on her acting, so we don’t understand what could be more important.

Perez reports Avril Lavigne pissed off her Canadian fans when she said: “I love you Montreal, I’m so happy to be back home…in Ontario, Canada!” forgetting that Montreal is in Quebec. Next time she’s in LA, ask her if she enjoys the Oregon scenery.

Nothing Says Punk Rock Like The Color Pink – Avril is on the cover of Maxim Magazine, joining Heidi Montag in the hot-people-that-annoy-the-living-shit-out-of-us category.

Fat Actress, Now With Less Actress – Cheers to the National Enquirer for suggesting that Kirstie Alley was fired as the Jenny Craig spokeswoman for being too fat. Though we thought they fired her for being ugly.

Try Not To Picture It – Christina Aguilera told Hello! Magazine that she had a c-section birth because she feared vaginal tearing.

Too Hot To Bother – Rihanna is rumored to be dating Chris Brown, but they are both too attractive for anyone to make a huge fuss about it.

Too Not To Bother – Bai Ling’s mugshot isn’t even funny trashy, just plain up wrecked looking.

Jamie Lynn Spears= Slut? – So says Star magazine who quotes a source as saying: “Casey was not the first guy she slept with — or the last.” Runs in the family.

We usually wait until a good stopping point to do The Dregs. A lot of gossip blogs close up shop around 7PM East Coast time, so we hold the ground, roll our eyes at slow news and churn out a list of stories we didn’t get to that particular day.

Today is just so damn mediocre. It’s not boring, just mild. Here are the mildest stories that are trying so hard to fly under the radar.

We know, “someone’s got a case of the Mondays.”

Coco Left Inside The Cover – Ice-T’s fantastically gaudy and curvy wife CoCo did a spread for Playboy (pun intended). She didn’t make the cover, but it does allow us to post an image of her while you go read the story that is actually shorter than this lead-in.

She Wants To Hold His Hand -Jay-Z had a minor social faux pas when his protégé Rihana won a Grammy last night for Umbrella. Rihanna tried to grab Jay and bring him up son stage, but he brushed her hand away and stayed distant, making him the only man on Earth that doesn’t want to be touched by Rihanna. It also might have had something to do with the fact that he was sitting with Beyonce, but we think Jay can swing both hotties if he wanted too.

Owen Wilson Relapsing? – Did Owen Wilson spend the night with Kate Hudson? The National Enquirer says they did. They also claim that they are back together and keeping it on the down low. We claim that the National Enquirer is usually full of shit and this is no different.

Crotch Shot – You probably care less than we do, but Britney hiked up her skirt and flashed some red panties that day she was released from the UCLA Medical Center. We’ve seen this crotch more than our own, but when we fantasized about seeing it, it was 1997. Too much, too late.

Why Not? – There is no good reason to think that Fergie is pregnant. Sure, she’s engaged to Josh Duhamel and they’re probably going at it like two rabbits addicted to meth, but this pregnancy rumor seems to have started in the Just Jared comments field. Not that we don’t love commenters, we just don’t always believe them.

Kill us now, Gossip Gods! We round out the boring day with a few images and links to the stories that didn’t make the cut this MLK Day.

The clip itself is from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, but the point of the entire thing is to watch this fat woman fall down. In case that doesn’t interest you, there are FIVE hidden gossip stories in there.

In this edition of The Dregs: ScarJo does Tom Waits in May, Britney strips nude in public (maybe she just saw Michael Clayton?), HSM 3 is coming to a theater near you and there’s nothing you can do about it, The Today Show reaches new “Low”s, and K-Fed understands

The world of Britney Spears seems to have slowed for a few hours, so in this edition of The Dregs, we’ll cover all the “stories” from the weekend concerning Ms. Spears and Spears-Breakdown ’08.

Unless you like to see D-List celebrities on the beach in Hawaii while you’re snowed in during your white family Chrstmas, you’ll thank us for compiling the biggest non-stories to take place during the Holiday lull.

Here’s hoping someone does something stupid at a New Year’s Eve party (we hope it’s not us).