Oh noes! No inter-galactic politics? No moral? Lame.

Cincinnati has a real life superhero, and I guess this sort of thing is a rising trend (though obviously it’s not made up of people who read Mark Millar’s Kick-Ass). The news story contains most of what you need to know.

It’s just; damn.

I like this kids’ gumption, but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal. And too early to whip out my superhero costume to start patrolling the streets of Brooklyn. If I do that I might get shot or get the swine flu.

Clip via Cinematical.

Yes, I may never forgive Denise Richards for what she did to the James Bond franchise (I really didn’t care how many times a year Christmas came). That being said, occasionally she shows she has a real sense of humor. When she’s not doing that, she’s a crazy germaphobe lady. I’m not even sure I’d want to touch her funbags, honestly. It just seems like a decision that would be fun and squishy for awhile, but end in regret and shame.

Like sour gummy bears.

If this is the post on the top of the page, I must have just gotten back online and begun to do my Wednesday work. I thought I’d put up something to distract you for a few minutes so I found this video /Film’s VOTD: Henson’s 11 was made by Kat Reilly for a non-linear editing class.

Does this make anyone else want to find a copy of The Great Muppet Caper? God, I loved that move.

The above image is half Mowgli from the Jungle book and half Christopher Robin wandering through the 100 Acre Wood with Winnie the Pooh.

There’s a video making the internet rounds this (and last) week that shows Disney’s frequent re-use of animation cycles through multiple films, and - frankly - I’m surprised this is a forehead slapping moment for some people.

The mice in Cinderella were so built with and for repeated animation cycles that I noticed it when I was a child. Because you watch those things over and over again and you notice similar motions. Not to mention that this is a lot of how we get animation tropes. For example: ask anyone who has seen the Charlie Brown Chrsitmas Special (which should be everyone) to replicate one of the dances seen in the cartoon. It’s animation looping, so it makes repetitive, memorable sequences.

That being said, as a minor fan of all things Classic Disney, this video is more a trip down memory lane than some sort of OMIGOD moment where I think Disney is cheap or evil.

They might be both now, but they weren’t both then.

Video inside…

Now, eHarmony has basically labeled me undatable, because I’m in the 20% of the population that can’t have their personality rated and matched via whatever eHarmony’s system is. So, let’s not pretend that this post, though including eHarmony, is about eHarmony. Because until eHarmony stops blacklisting me, I have nothing good to say about eHarmony.

Nor do I usually have good things to say about Lindasy Lohan, who recently broke up with long term lex-partner Samantha Ronson. The Ronson family is rumored to be persuing a restraining order and the gossip circles of the net are cautiously waiting for Lindsay to break down…again…

…but while we wait, Funny Or Die comes through with it’s best type of humor video: one where a celberity realizes thier public persona and embraces it (remember the McLovin’ Fund?). Props to Lohan for getting her face out there. Now, if she’d get another job instead of another girlfriend, we can maybe talk comeback.

Maybe…

Anyone who works any degree of celebrity gossip will tell you what sells: scandal and nudity. Allure seems to have latched on to that by asking whomever they could (of the female persuasion) to pose naked for a series of portraits called “The Naked Truth.” Then, they asked them…I’m not kidding…BODY IMAGE QUESTIONS.

(If you missed how pointless this is, can I direct you to THIS POST?)

So, of course, the women that have been selected are partial fame whores without body image issues. Pictured above is Eliza Dushku, who has no nudity problem according to our Dollhouse records, and has a show to sell. Same goes for Chelsea Handler, who is attractive on her show Chelsea Lately, but who also wrote a HORRIBLE book about her sexual experiences called My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands. I can’t look at that woman naked without thinking of midgets, skid-marks and vomit. Not to mention she’s also dating Ted Harbert, who, as the CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group. That means we’ll probably be seeing more of her before we see less of her.

Check out the preview snippets at Allure HERE.