Today’s Blind Item comes from Gatecrasher:

“Which rising young actress was informed at a recent film party that Jane Fonda wanted to meet her? ‘I don’t give a [bleep],’ came the jaded response.”

What has Jane Fonda been up to besides being at the Smart People NYC Premiere? Who was a “rising young actress” also in the movie and was at the premiere?

Juno, baby.

(We know that’s not her real name, over-protective lesbian Ellen Page fans)

Today’s blind item comes from the New York Daily News:

Which A-lister toked up with his younger co-star during filming of their megablockbuster? The duo, along with the youngster’s dad, smoked pot in the star’s trailer, causing the crew to create a code name for when they were stoned.

Our guess is that Indy hates snakes, Nazis and America’s oppressive marijuana laws.

Today’s blind item is a Page Six nasty:

WHICH actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn’t even know she was carrying.

Ahhhh, that’s gross. And sad, and makes us not want to speculate because naming someone in this instance might put us right back on the libel train.

Let’s just say the above two actresses are notable for their unexpected entrances into rehab during the past month.

Today’s blind item comes from Gatecrasher again:

The sobriety of which troubled starlet probably isn’t being helped by the fact that her uncle deals weed out of the spare room in her mom’s house?

Our initial reaction is Lohan, but with all her family drama, we’d be surprised if we hadn’t heard that Dina Lohan’s brother was slinging weed out of their Long Island home.

So, with our guess we decided to go with a New Jersey Native recently admitted to Cirque Lodge in Utah. Because we’ve been to Jersey, and if there’s one state that screams “my uncle deals weed out of my mother’s house” it’s Jersey.

Today’s blind item is from Gatecrasher:

Which celebrity sibling who can’t stay out of trouble has a girlfriend-of-record, but also a much-talked about romantic incident involving a same-sex pal in the Hamptons last summer?

He’s carrying on the Hilton tradition in whole new ways! Get ready for the sex tape.

This blind item comes to us from Gatecrasher over at the Post:

Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and “escape.”

Our minds say that this blind item has nothing to do with the story directly below it, but Ms. Dirrry was a candidate.

We’ll stick by our guess.

Today’s blind item comes from Perez Hilton:

What recently rehabbed starlet was seen pAArtying it up at the new Thompson Hotel early Monday morning at an after-hours Grammy suite party???? She’s back to her roots and her old habits!

Back to her roots and old habits? It’s not Beyonce with her unnatural blonde.

What recently rehabbed star dyed her hair back to her classic color?

Hmmm.

Which reality-show clogged network had to change its casting procedures after a racist internal policy was leaked? Producers had an informal ban on considering cast members who were “too black.” They claimed it was because darker skin tones were hard to pick up on camera.

B&U thinks they know!

Party’s over 2007ers. Now that all the champagne bottles have been recycled, it’s time to get back to that celebrity gossip. And by “get back,” we mean it’s time for celebrities to start behaving badly again.

It’s Blind Item time, and we’ve got this one all guessed out for you:

“What dirty actress just left a sexy rehab that cost a lot of money? She was in for too much of the drinky drink and other things. She’s currently in Sedona, Arizona, staying with her parents and attending AA meetings. She’s not in The O.C. anymore, bitch!”

The answer is…?

Gatecrasher says: “Which young actress and aspiring singer is just stringing along that hip hop star, hoping he’ll write some hits for her?”
Who is our guess? What amazingly attractive blond has been seen in two separate states hanging out with a completely random hip-hop star? Who went out partying in NYC then went to the […]