It seems ridiculous that this blog hasn’t even existed for a year yet, and already we’re re-posting “Scotty Doesn’t Know” from the movie Eurotrip. If you haven’t seen Eurotrip, you might as well. There are worse things to watch while drunk.

In the video, Matt Damon sings a song at a party about how Scott, our hero, doesn’t know Matt Damon is having lots of sex with his girlfriend.

It was the original “F*cking Matt Damon.”

The song was written and recorded by a Los Angeles band called Lustra, who are now saying that a new Miley Cyrus track, “Rock Star” is just “Scotty Doesn’t Know” with different lyrics.

Both songs, below the jump!

Poor Miley Cyrus. Just a few weeks ago, we wouldn’t even think about making dirty milk-mustache jokes on a Wednesday morning. But, then she posed for a scandalous photo and more of her bizarrely un-sexy Myspace photos leaked…

She’s just all scandalous photos these days.

Miley’s new milk at reads: Girl Power. Actress by day. Rocker by night. I’ve got to keep fit to keep up. So I drink milk. Some studies suggest that teens who chose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. It’s the best of both worlds.

Some of us asked: “What studies don’t suggest this?” while Dave said: “She should have been wearing a pearl necklace.”

Then, the thought police arrested him.

We’re going to try to save all our ranting for under the cut. Luckily, the news doesn’t come with a date when this all will be going down.

AP writes:

“Jimmy’s proven track record and personality make him a natural for this important role that will bring a new generation of fans to ‘Late Night,’ ” said Marc Graboff, who co-chairs NBC Entertainment and Universal Media Studios with Ben Silverman, in a statement. “He will put his own distinct mark on late night humor just as he did on ‘SNL’ and in his other creative endeavors.”
“Simply put, Jimmy has all of the qualities for a late night host — in addition to being funny, he loves talking to people on and off camera, he’s a talented comedy writer and his time at ‘SNL’ demonstrated not only his ability to entertain, but also the work ethic and dedication it takes to succeed at hosting a nightly show,” added Rick Ludwin, Executive Vice President, Late Night and Primetime Series, NBC Entertainment.

Let’s see…what’s the first thing that comes to mind here….?

No, they don’t show Will Smith molesting children. They are pretty tame. And Spike Lee is there for some reason (photos under the cut).

This weekend, Hancock did some filming in Times Square, which is disconcerting, because the film has already screened in test form (since it wrapped production in November) Not only that, but there are rumors that Hancock has already FAILED to get a PG-13 rating after submitting to the MPAA twice. Each time, they came away with an R.

The things we’ve heard about Hancock, inside…

UPDATE: Variety reports that Nailed has resumed production after SAG actors walked Friday. From what we can tell, the shut down did happen for the reasons we listed below, but there was no shoot scheduled for this weekend and funding was promptly re-routed by this morning.

David O Russell’s political satire Nailed was previously mentioned when James Caan and Russell got into an argument about how Caan should choke to death on a cookie. Caan eventually left the set, only to be replaced by Josh Brolin. There have also been rumors of Jake Gyllenhaal and O Russell getting in tussles.

But, that’s not the reason production on the flick was brought to screeching halt on Friday.

Actor Dennis Farina, from Law & Order, Get Shorty and the Chicago Police Department, was charged with a felony on Sunday when a loaded .22-calibur gun was found in his luggage. Farina – who is 64, but doesn’t seem that senile – claims that he forgot the gun was in his bag.

Usually, a concealed weapons charge results in a fine, but this is a felony. Why? Find out after the jump.

The ex-manager of OJ Simpson is coming out with a tell-all book that claims OJ confessed to murdering Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman:

He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife’s condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.
In a soft mumble, Simpson told him: “If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”

And get this; his book is titled: How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder: The Shocking Inside Story of Violence, Loyalty, Regret and Remorse.

That’s Juice-y.

This is a interesting little tidbit, and if it is true, Lindsay Lohan has been blacklisted, in a way, from further film roles.

We jumped on the sotry like everyone else: Lohan was cast in Manson Girls as Nancy Pitman, a surfer chick who became enthralled with Manson’s Family. However, according to this newest item, she has been UN-ATTACHED because other actresses refused to co-star with her.

The dirt from the source, after the jump.

Willa Ford starred in an ultra-C-List, absolutely budget-less, got most of their press form a Variety article, bio pic of Anna Nicole Smith. How she roped a group of what appears to be soft-core porn producers with (once again, we’re guessing) a Lifetime movie reject crew is a mystery to us, but after the films announcement and a few TMZ-in-poor-taste behind the scenes looks, the film dropped off the radar.

Now, the flick has leaked on the internet in torrent fashion, though it appears that the film was not ripped from a DVD. Who knows why the movie showed up this way, instead of at least a bare-bones DVD release.

Is it really that bad? Yes.

And we have a 7-minute video full of clips about just how bad it is, after the jump.

You don’t need to believe it to feel kinda gross, like you need to take a shower. Britney Spears and K-Fed have apparently been having phone sex.

A pointless news item? Maybe. But semi-sweet while being totally disgusting.

Technically, he is still her ex-husband. In reality, he’s her ex-husband that has been winning custody hearing after custody hearing. Shouldn’t you be allowed to have phone sex with the guy who is raising your kids?

But it’s still Britney and K-Fed.

As if eating New Line alive wasn’t enough to feed the beast, Warner Brothers has announced today that they will also be shuttering up Picturehouse and Warner Independent Pictures.

What’s worse is the official statement seems to blame the folding on New Line’s addition, subtly hinting that the New Line banner will be taking over the production budgets and schedules of both Picturehouse and WIP.

Get the statement and more inside.

When British tabloids reported the arrest of Amy Winehouse this morning, there was a certain amount of skepticism surrounding the report. It failed to mention why Amy had been arrested, though we could all very well guess.

The story developed to include the tidbit that Amy had, as predicted, been arrested on drug charges. Just not new ones.

On the set of My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Uma Thurman received a card from a fan. It depicted drawing of an open grave, a headstone and a man standing on the edge of a razor blade. A spiral of random words referred to “chocolate, mouth, soft, kissing” and declared, “My hands should be on your body at all times.”

The card was from one Jack Jordan, and Uma super-fan who had also threatened to kill himself if Uma refused to meet him.

When we got the very sudden, wholly unexpected news that Mariah Carey had married Nick Cannon, a forgettable singer/rapper/star-of-Drumline that was 9 years her junior, we assumed that if the marriage was so sudden, Nick had conned his way to millions in almost-sure-to-be divorce money.

Thank Mariah’s Millions we were wrong.

According to Mariah, we must have been smoking something.