I don’t know about you, but where I live movie tickets are, like, $11. And people assume that I have some series of clandestine connections to see films, but really - with blockbusters especially - I’m mostly in your boat. And though I pledge to see Wolverine in the theaters because I stole some money of Fox’s already by watching the workprint, I think that “multiple secret endings” is partial bullshit.

Let’s get serious: Am I going to play Russian roulette with $11 movie tickets in hopes that I’m gonna catch ‘em all and see “the complete story?” No. That’s not cheap, and I am cheap.

Here’s what I’m gonna do. I’ve been talking to people, surfing the internet and I think I can tell you, after the cut, how many “secret” endings there are, who they involve, which one you’re gonna hope you get and which one you’ll be pissed if you get…

Now, this is speculation assuming that they are screening all the endings now to various outlets, but there are THREE endings to Wolverine.

The OKAY one: Wolverine in Japan.

The KINDA COOL one: Weapon XI lives.

The LAME one: Stryker’s trance is interrupted.

I could go into more detail with each of these since I’ve been fortunate enough to be sent very accurate descriptions to each one, but I’m not going to.

On one hand, I don’t see this as kicking Fox in the nuts because it’s a lame cash-grab on their part for a movie that’s gonna open fine. On the same hand: you probably knew Nick Fury showed up after the Iron Man credits because you read film blogs, so why not know that one of these endings is coming?

Also, if you wait patiently through the weekend, these clips will show up on YouTube, I promise.