I’m happy that the new Sacha Baron Cohen makes America feel bad for being stupid movie isn’t titled “Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt” like we first heard about this time last year. I am less enthused that there is an umlaut in it, mostly because I haven’t had to write any words with umlauts since I switched to a Mac, and I don’t know the hot key to make it happen.

So for a bit, you’re going to have to pretend that the umlaut isn’t there. Okay?