Yes, I may never forgive Denise Richards for what she did to the James Bond franchise (I really didn’t care how many times a year Christmas came). That being said, occasionally she shows she has a real sense of humor. When she’s not doing that, she’s a crazy germaphobe lady. I’m not even sure I’d want to touch her funbags, honestly. It just seems like a decision that would be fun and squishy for awhile, but end in regret and shame.

Like sour gummy bears.