Writing by Dave on Tuesday, 14 April, 2009 at 8:29 am

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Anyone who works any degree of celebrity gossip will tell you what sells: scandal and nudity. Allure seems to have latched on to that by asking whomever they could (of the female persuasion) to pose naked for a series of portraits called “The Naked Truth.” Then, they asked them…I’m not kidding…BODY IMAGE QUESTIONS.

(If you missed how pointless this is, can I direct you to THIS POST?)

So, of course, the women that have been selected are partial fame whores without body image issues. Pictured above is Eliza Dushku, who has no nudity problem according to our Dollhouse records, and has a show to sell. Same goes for Chelsea Handler, who is attractive on her show Chelsea Lately, but who also wrote a HORRIBLE book about her sexual experiences called My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands. I can’t look at that woman naked without thinking of midgets, skid-marks and vomit. Not to mention she’s also dating Ted Harbert, who, as the CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group. That means we’ll probably be seeing more of her before we see less of her.

Check out the preview snippets at Allure HERE.

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