Found this ad on Craigslist over the weekend. I may not be in Los Angeles, but I can turn out poll quotes as good any. Here’s two for free, mystery film:

“A high-concept romp through complex themes close to the human heart.”

or

“Didn’t see it, but has a statistically strong chance to be better than Jim Carrey’s The Number 23.”

They can use either of those for free if they cite me.