Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
First Look: The Cobra Commander!
I want to make it very clear to anyone who is reading this that these pictures are not mine, and when the fan reaction comes down and you realize your secret has been spoiled and you made Joseph Gordon-Levitt look even crazier than present-day Michael Jackson, it was not me that found these toy pictures.
To catch you up quickly: there is a movie called G.I. Joe, based on a line of toys and a 1980s cartoon, but Cobra Commander (the big bad, especially for a movie called GI Joe: Rise Of The Cobra) kinda looks like a guy with a mirror over his face or a member of some KKK-like Satanic cult, depending on which era of design you want to use.
The answer for the film, it seems, is to put Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who plays Cobra Commander in the film) in a full-head mask that looks sort of like the artificial heart in Crank 2.
And it’s kinda weird to think of that poor guy acting through this thing…
Click either photo (or HERE) to be taken to HissTank.com, where the other, larger and more informative photos that I didn’t use to SPOIL you are.


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