Ok, Alternate Reality viral-game players, what’s hidden in the audio disruption at SkyNetResearch.com?

I received a nice e-mail from the technology company (that should by CyberDyne, but let’s put that to rest for awhile) that alerted me to some audio problems they were having CLICK HERE (will open in new window) to hear for yourself.

The e-mail also told me to avoid the website www.ResistOrBeTerminated.com. But who listens to SkyNet? : ).

Full text of my e-mail under the cut.

UPDATE:

I have managed to slow down the audio:

As to what this means, I do not know…

ATTENTION: ALL VISITORS TO SKYNETRESEARCH.COM

Skynet Research is experiencing technical difficulties on our corporate website. A networking error has generated interference in the audio presentation. Do not be alarmed. Skynet Research is doing everything in our power to resolve this technical issue as quickly as possible and resume normal operation.

Visitors to the SkynetResearch.com website should ignore this interference entirely.
Do not attempt to discern, repair, or otherwise tamper with the audio signal broadcasting during this time. Failure to follow this command can lead to further corrupting of the impacted data and cause further difficulty.

Skynet Research is also aware of rumors circulating that there is another explanation for this interference on the website www.ResistOrBeTerminated.com. This is false information. Skynet Research has no affiliation with this particular URL, and Skynet Research suggests all Internet users avoid www.ResistOrBeTerminated.com altogether.

Thank you for your patience, and you can be rest assured that Skynet Research will soon return to providing services that improve life for all human beings!

We are committed to making your life different,
Skynet Research