Yesterday saw an interesting event taking place at the United Nations where an invitation-only audience got to see some sort of panel featuring Battlestar Galactica stars Edward James Olmos, Mary McDonnell and producers Ron Moore and David Eick discussing four major UN/BSG issues with a few UN panelists and Whoopi Goldberg moderating.

If it sounds like an oddly-geeky event for the UN, you’re right with me on that one. However, it seems like there were a few degrees of coolness showing up in the UN chambers. First of all, the audience watched the panel from 12 sections, each one labeled as one of the 12 Colonies of Kobol (though I’m told the name placards still had their corners - blooper alert) and at one point, Edward James Olmos told the UN to stop using race as a dividing classification between people. He turned to some high school students that had nabbed an invitation and said: “Adults will never be able to stop using the word ‘race’ as a cultural determinant….There is only one race: the human race. SO SAY WE ALL!”

To which the audience responded: “SO SAY WE ALL!!!” Because Admiral F-ckin’ Adama told them to.

More deets of the coolness under the cut…

As usual, I bow to Alan Sepinwell and his breakdown of the subjects discussed at the meeting, because Alan is the man:

Human Rights

We started off with clips of Kara torturing Leoben in “Flesh and Bone,” then The Circle conducting their executions in “Collaborators,” and then Lee’s speech in “Crossroads, Part 2″ about how they’ve become a gang. Craig Mokhiber, Deputy Director of the New York office of the Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights, seemed the most plugged-in to the show of all the UN reps, making several references to the show — “We are all Cylons,” he said at one point, while discussing the idea that we dehumanize our enemies to allow ourselves to do horrible things to them, “Every one of us is a Cylon, and every one of us is a Colonial.”

Moore and Eick talked a lot about Leoben getting waterboarded, and Eick noted that they went out of their way to make it ambiguous whether he actually had the nuke Kara was looking for, which made it even harder to get on her side as she tortured him.

This segment is when Eddie’s rant about race happened, because Mokhiber quoted the founding documents of the human rights office in his speech, and it contained references to different races. When the mic got turned back to Mokhiber a few minutes later, he seemed mortified and went out of his way to explain that the document he was quoting was 60 years old, and featured other outmoded terminology like referring to the two “sexes.” And he said he would support any effort to get that language changed.

“When a bug doesn’t like you,” Eddie said in response to the offer, “that’s racism.”

“That is so deep, I’m going to take a question (from the audience) now,” Whoopie interjected.

There were a few hundred NYC high school students in the crowd, and they were occasionally allowed to ask questions, starting with one about whether our current obsession with technology could lead to the creation of actual Cylons. Moore cleverly brought this back on topic by noting that we’re a few years away from actual artificial intelligence, and that there’s going to come a point where we have to decide whether to extend human rights to artifical but self-aware creations.

Children and Armed Conflict

Again, this one had very little connection to the show, and the UN rep, Radhika Coomerswamy, admitted she had only watched a couple of episodes to prep for the panel, and was pleasantly surprised to find it was “a deeply moral show” and not just a showcase for special effects.

Whoopi adroitly picked up on some of Coomerswamy’s stories about horrific things done to young girls in war-torn countries and used that to spin the discussion around to gender on “Galactica.” Moore and Eick talked for a while about how, once they made Starbuck a woman, they decided they wanted her to not be the first female Viper jock, but one of many, in a gender-neutral society, in which all the female officers were called “sir,” and in which gender-related epithets were never used. (The closest they came, they admitted, was whenever someone would dismiss Laura Roslin as “a schoolteacher.”)

One of the student questions went back to the human rights discussion, asking Mary whether she thought that Roslin was committing crimes when she threw people out of airlocks. Mary said she did, and that it troubled her personally, but that in character, she was absolutely committed to the belief that it was necessary.

“Mary can say she was haunted by airlocking,” said Eick, “But she was the one who made it a verb.”

Eddie noted that they had deliberately made Laura “the 214th person in line to get this job,” and Mary, mock indignant, interrupted to check with Moore that she was, in fact, the 43rd person in line for it.

After another monologue about whether the UN should intercede with the problems in Mexico, Eddie talked about how he as Adama never listened to Roslin on military-related decisions, “And that was a mistake.” Moore said they wanted to explore how fragile the law is at times of war, and Eick noted, “You get a brief glimpse into the dynamics of the set when you hear Mary refer to the President as ‘Laura,’ and Eddie refers to the Admiral as ‘I.’”

Terrorism

Whoopi noted that we were running way behind at this point, so the last two segments were briefer than the first two.

The clip reel, not surprisingly, focused on the New Caprica arc and Roslin and Saul Tigh’s debate about suicide bombing. Moore said he wanted Tigh to have a strategic rationale for ordering the bombings, that it would be much more frightening if he was logical than if he was crazy.

Reconciliation and Dialogue Among Civilizations and Faiths

There was a lot of talk here about the decision to make the Cylons (the ostensible villains) the monotheists and the humans the polytheists. Moore said it happened almost by accident. He was writing a Caprica Six scene in the miniseries and, on a whim, had her say, “God is love,” and a Sci Fi Channel executive liked the line and told him to run with it.

“The network wanted more religious tension,” said Eick. “How often do you hear that?”

“Other than on my show,” said Whoopi.

They started wrapping up. Moore said that he wanted the show to entertain, but also to make people think — that even if people came out of episodes like “Flesh and Bone” or “Occupation” with the same beliefs they had when they went in, “at least you thought about it.”

Eddie talked about the incredible journey, how they made 84 hours of television. There are some shows or movies that you spend time watching, or working on, where you might regret those lost hours when you’re on your deathbed, and he didn’t think either those who watched or worked on this show would feel that way.

Mary said she felt “honored to have participated in such profound simplicity,” and she and Eddie both expressed their gratitude for being able to participate in an event like this.

And on a lighter closing note, Whoopie said, “I thank God for the word ‘Frak,’” which she’s used a few times on “The View,” to the confusion of her co-stars.