I don’t know what it is, but I’m blaming it on St. Patrick’s Day. Here’s a piece of news that exists only in rumor land, but everyone is picking up because…well, it’s Thor. And Natalie Portman.

From DHD:

Meanwhile, I’m told Natalie Portman is in the lead for the female lead. (So I guess Marvel wants a wooden performance…)

Wooden performance! Just look at her range. Sitting, standing, smiling, not smiling: what more do you want?