Michael Jackson is so broke, he needs to start playing concerts again, so he unveiled the This Is It Tour (as opposed to the Really, This Is It Tour? Or the Probably It Tour?) with a massive amount of dates and up to 1,000,000 tickets available through 2010.

If you’re ready to go to London, that is. Tickets have been selling like hotcakes, but for those children of the 80s who grew up on Jackson (me!), but haven’t managed to become Hedge Fund managers, I’m suggesting something. Will someone please define “tour” for Michael Jackson?

TOUR. As in TRAVEL. As in, some of us can’t haul our asses to London’s O2 Arena just to pay tribute to you by giving you our hard-earned recession dollars.

Dammit.

More on Jackson’s 50 O2 gigs HERE.