Yes, I’m ready to call it: Chris Brown is a horrible person who deserves to go to jail or get the shit kicked out of him.

Luckily, one or the other is bound to happen.

Here’s the thing that made me decide that Brown was past objectivity, it’s the summery of an LAPD Dectective’s notes on the initial attack on Rihanna from TMZ:

According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown’s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn’t because she was wearing her seat belt.Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes. Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood. Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.” Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.” According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

And even though this kind of unforgivable shit is happening to women the world wide, this dude is famous and beat up his famous girlfriend, so some very real consequences are coming down the line:

The L.A. County District Attorney has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a criminal threat, also a felony. The charging documents name “Robyn F.” as the alleged victim. Brown will be arraigned today at 3:30 PM in downtown LA. A spokesperson for the D.A. tells TMZ he could face a maximum of four years and eight months in prison.

At this point, the dude better hope he gets convicted, or Jay-Z will most certainly have him killed.