Yeesh, ok, ok. I get it.

But then a loyal tipster sent this into Dave:

I know you’re not a politics site, but even so, this is pretty entertaining if only for the embarrassment of it. Infamous republican handjob “Joe the Plumber” who’s not even really named Joe, or even a plumber for that matter, had a book signing this past Thursday I think. 11 people showed up, and only 5 actually bought the book. Compare that to the stampede when twilight came out, or even how many people would casually buy a “choose your own adventure” book. It’s embarrassing.
-TITK [name shorted to protect our source. but really.]