Oh, Keith Richards! Will you ever cease your wonders, whether it is telling another bandmate to sober up or letting your child eat ants!

Because after this brief plug from the New York Post, we assume anything can happen. Especially if you’re our father:

[I]n the upcoming pop-culture bio “A Day in the Life,” Robert Greenfield reveals that Marlon Richards, Keith’s son with Anita Pallenberg, had strange habits as a youth. Keith’s pal, Charley Weber, tells the author that, as a kid, Marlon was “a bit wild. He would eat ants, and Keith would say, ‘He wants to eat [bleep]ing ants? No problem, man. Let him eat what he wants.’ ” Not only that, but “Marlon would put his hand into the butter in the middle of the big dinner table and eat it, and Keith loved it.”