If there is one way to clearly spin domestic abuse against your girlfriend, it’s by taking an Anger Management class purely for public reasons.

Daily News’ Gatecrasher got hold of a “snitch” close to Chris Brown’s camp about the encouragement to attend a class before his trail date next Thursday:

“Chris doesn’t actually have to go by law,” our insider tells us, “but he believes it will make him look better to the public, and he wants to try to get in a few classes before March 5,” his court date.

The best part has to be when the Camp Brown insiders “rumble” that he shouldn’t have to go to any anger workshop–after all, he seemed pretty adept at taking it out on women. But nay, it is actually just as much Rihanna’s own fault! Of course! How dare her face get in the way of Chris Brown’s pacifist fists.

“Rihanna is temperamental, too,” says our snitch. “They’re both too hot-headed for their own good.”  Adds another source: “It didn’t help that Rihanna grabbed the keys out of his rented Lamborghini and threw them down the street. She knew it would really infuriate Chris, and it worked.”

Cause really, you should’ve seen the hits Rihanna got in! Wow! I mean, she really socked him good because of some trivial thing. Oh wait.