Mickey Rourke was leaving the Plaza hotel when some chick jumped out and went “WOOOOO!” and flashed her boobies at him. We have pictures of the thing as if it were a comic strip, the most entertaining of all of them being above. You’ll have to click “Read More…” because there is some NSFW content in the full sized thumbnails.

Otherwise, no leads as to the motivation for the “assault.” Maybe she just thought Mickey Rourke needed to see some boobs that weren’t Marisa Tomei’s for once (we would link to pictures of those if the lawyers didn’t make us take them down).

Yeah, full thing under the cut…