It’s a musical, this Nine. This film of many stars. Like (deep breath) Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Dame Judi Dench, Kate Hudson, Penélope Cruz, Sophia Loren and Marion Cotillard (exhale). It’s a musical based on the Tony Award-winning Broadway musical of the 80s, in which A middle-aged film director Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis) is trying to complete his next film. His only problem is that he has too many women in his life: Luisa (Marion Cotillard), his wife, Carla (Penélope Cruz), his sexy mistress, and Claudia (Nicole Kidman), his muse and protege.

Got it?

Well spoilers be damned, he kisses his mistress on a set in Italy.

It’s just weird to see Daniel Day Lewis partaking of Kidman’s botox milkshake.