Ah, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, you’re kind of charming in a old-days-of-Brendan-Fraiser kind of way.

The above is the Superbowl Ad for Return To Witch Mountain as debuted by MTV, but what’s inside is actually more titillating.

PETA made a ad featuring scantily clad women almost gettin’ busy with veggies and the ad was turned down for being to sexual, so PETA’s all pissed, but no one cares, because PETA sucks.