It doesn’t make the most sense, but this is totally what people care about over other, more important things that are happening this week. I mean, who wants to care about the economy or an impeached governor of Illinois when you can debate with your friends over the definition of celebrity “fat?”

I certainly don’t want to think about anything else.

Here’s the not-so-skinny: Jessica Simpson made a really bad decision to wear some high-waist pants and a tight top which shows that maybe she’s been in a romantic relationship with some meat and cheesecake. The woman isn’t obese, but compared to what we all came to expect from this ditzy blonde, body image-wise, it’s quite the change.

And, you know, no one wants to think about anything actually concerning, so I’m fine if my side conversations over the weekend involve speculating about Jessica Simpson’s weight.