Something happened to me two nights ago that resulted in this Twitter reminder to myself. I’m really trying to remember what it was that I drunkenly found so amusing about Resident Evil: Extinction that I would label it “high art.”

Probably because at the end of the third Resident Evil film, Paul W.S. Anderson’s crazy starts showing, what with multiple Milla Jovovichs and a handful of throwbacks to the original film with it’s laser mesh and Red Queen.

I’d have to watch it sober to see what “high art” concept I saw in the trilogy-capper of a series that I frequently talk shit about.

However, the cliffhanger ending that I always assume wouldn’t lead to another film actually is…

Is it the X-Men Origins:Wolverine teaser poster? Yes, yes it is.

“I can’t feel my legs!”

The official game site for Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen takes the limelight away from toy leaks just this once by giving us our first look at “The Twins,” robot versions of the Chevy Beat and Chevy Trax.

Unscramble by reading more.

Ah, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, you’re kind of charming in a old-days-of-Brendan-Fraiser kind of way.

The above is the Superbowl Ad for Return To Witch Mountain as debuted by MTV, but what’s inside is actually more titillating.

PETA made a ad featuring scantily clad women almost gettin’ busy with veggies and the ad was turned down for being to sexual, so PETA’s all pissed, but no one cares, because PETA sucks.

But, we do have their veggie sexy ad, if you’ll just click “Read More…”

Egads! Is Iron Man 2 going to lose its Black Widow? To FOX nonetheless?