You know what the most diabolical thing any action/thriller can end with? Little kids playing Rock Band right before being sent to their death by listening to their television.

It’s no wonder that DJ Caruso decided that this wouldn’t be the best way to end this summer’s mediocre Shia LaBeouf offering, Eagle Eye.

The alternate ending has made it on the interwebs and we have it for you under the cut. You know, because who can afford a Blu-Ray player these days? And even if you can, would Eagle Eye really be your first choice in BD?