Well, these pictures popped up on OceanUp.com (we’re guessing you could have figured that out without us telling you), and they are - very plainly - High School Musical stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens visiting a sex shop together.

Efron is 21 and Vanessa Hudgens turns 20 this Tuesday the 14th, so what do you think the chances are that someone is buying a certain other someone a sexy birthday present?

If that assumption is made, then there are two additional thoughts that pass through our heads. 1) is this one of those joke gifts, like the penis pasta we keep getting in the mail? 2) is this one of those gifts meant to spice up the relationship?

We know that the answer to #1 is that our mystery Santa is making fun of our impotence and the answer to #2 is those gifts never work, they just end with awkward tears.

Either way, if these photos popped up before Vanessa got all naked for the internets, THESE would be the new story.

But, now that we know what she looks like naked, and we could care less about Zac Efron (at least until he transitions into “real” acting), the news that these two are probably banging each other’s Mouse House brains out is somehow less titillating.