Thursday, December 4th, 2008
Heidi Montag Is The Hottest Evil Thing We’ve Seen
As we continue our watch on Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s sham marriage, we move on to their incredibly staged, yet curiously alluring “honeymoon” photos. The cheap-ass ring makes an appearance, proving that they just forgot to put them on when they exited the airport in Los Angeles.
You can imagine our groans when we realized that the Heidi/Spencer self-run media team decided to issue 90 damn photos of the couple’s honeymoon. We decided to pare them down to Heidi Montag bikini shots. If certain men get turned on by treating women as objects, then these must a frickin’ wet dream. Because we have ZERO respect for this woman and - if judged by media whoring alone - she doesn’t have any respect for her either.
Spencer Pratt may be the biggest douche in the world (watch your back David Blaine!), but he chose some nice arm candy to stroll into hell with.
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December 5th, 2008 at 8:42 am
littlebro said:
Silly Dave.
If they were going to stroll into hell together, they would have to die at the same time. And everyone knows that Heidi will die first of some sort of diet pill overdose. Spencer will die many years later when his eleventh wife/gravedigger puts a bit of arsenic in his mashed peaches.