You guys remember Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. She’s the younger sister of Jessica Simpson who somehow managed to eclipse her older sister by only appearing half-retarded on her reality series “Autobiography” while Jessica went the full-retard on her wedding reality show.

God, reminiscing is putting us to sleep.

He’s in Fallout Boy and managed to knock up the younger Simpson, who stayed pregnant for what felt like forever.

But, she is bloated with child no longer…

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz welcomed a son Thursday night, PEOPLE confirms.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.

“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.

BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ? BMW? BRONX? MOWGLI?

Dammit, just when you think things couldn’t get any more stupid.