We cannot reiterate enough how much we have absolutely zero interest in the Dragonball movie. But, as much as we’d like to not care, we should. If for no other reason, just so we can watch it burn from up close, instead of driving by after the wreck like the rest of those people who cause traffic jams.
So, odd things like unrealistic skin-texture to Goku sitting on a vehicle that looks like the bastard child of a jet ski boinking a dune buggy are really more precursors to suck than anything else. Then again, who made us the taste makers?
Written and directed by James Wong, the April 8th release stars Justin Chatwin, James Marsters, Jamie Chung, Emmy Rossum, Eriko Tamura, Joon Park, Chow Yun-Fat, Texas Battle, Randall Duk Kim and Ernie Hudson.
