Katie “Robot” Holmes and Suri Cruise went to the Metropolitan Museum this weekend, and Suri seemed pretty cranky. Which is good, because Katie Holmes never seems pretty anything. We know that harping on the Scientology re-programming thing is old hat, so let’s just say we’re excited that Suri seems to display emotions of her own, especially when mom tries to comfort her.

We may not be able to save Katie, but we’re guessing we’ll see Suri go wild and crazy in about 13 years.

Though none of us may live to see that date if the Mayan calendar is right and the world ends in 2012, but if you use that end date as criteria for living, the only thing I’m doing properly is incurring debt I’ll never be able to pay back.