We have a little-noticed category here at the Bad & Ugly titled “We Hate The Hills.” It’s not used all too much, only occasionally when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt decide to do their newest photo-op.

Thank you, David Letterman for letting us dust off this category. Because, while we occasionally watch Gossip Girl and keep it to ourselves, we DO NOT, WILL NOT, NEVER WANTED TO watch MTV’s The Hills, which basically sums up for us a) how low MTV has sunk in it’s programming, b) how young and stupid MTV’s core audience is these days and c) how we are making the MTV audience of tweens aspire to be catty bitches who don’t have real jobs.

Luckily, David Letterman had enough while interviewing The Hills star Lauren Conrad. He pulled one of his classicly-sly “I hate that I have to interview the likes of you” moves by asking LC if maybe she was “the problem” amongst her group of catty friends.

Check out LC having nothing left to do but sit there and take it below the cut…