Occasionally, our hats go off to Cracked.com and their army of list-making bloggers who were brought in to prop the internet company up about a year ago. Since then, Cracked has pwned Digg because of their clever lists and occasionally, we have to tip our hat to them.

Such is the case with their new list: 7 Terrible Early Versions of Great Movies (CLICK).

Alien with a tentacle-being and latent homosexuality? Spider-Man faces off with Doc Ock and his sidekick Weiner? Back To The Future powered by Coke? Gladiator’s penis suit typo? The Matrix’s Agent Smith foiled by elevator doors? Princess Leia getting smacked in the face by the hero of Star Wars, Annakin Starkiller? Batman killing a corrupt politician with a giant thumbtack? It’s all there.