Normally, celebrities manage to sound worse than even the most redundant of PR flacks when it comes to talking politics.  Sometimes, they’re shockingly dead on message (we’re looking at you, Matt Damon,) while less on on other occasions. But leave it to the Born-Again Baldwin for all your cringing today, who told Page Six what he’d do to Senator Obama:

“[He’s] such a cultural terrorist,” taunted the born-again kid brother of Alec Baldwin as he challenged the Democratic presidential candidate to a fight. “I think by the time I’m done with him, he’ll be a Republican.”

Asked if he’d fight Serra Paylin, Baldin seemed surprised:

“Oh, I wouldn’t fight the Barricuda Bear, c’mon. You see her shoot that gun the other day? C’mon!”

So remember kids, when voting on November 4th, ask yourself: What Would Born-Again Baldwin Do? Don’t Do It.