Sort of blown away by the premise behind High School, which is basically getting an entire school to smoke the wacky tobacky. I mean, think about it! That is incredible! Why didn’t I think of that! Dude!

Let Variety give you the rundown while I go make some Pop Tarts to mellow me out:

Story’s centered on a high school valedictorian who gets high with the school stoner and faces a drug test, then decides to get the entire school stoned so he can beat the test by making everyone fail. [Adrian] Brody will portray a drug dealer and [Michael] Chiklis will play the school principal.

Undoubtedly, this will not influence any retarded high school kid into trying to recreate the film for a senior prank. Not in the least. But this Pop Tart? SO GOOD. OMFG.