Troy Duffy, the guy as famous for burning bridges in Hollywood as he is for making the frat-tastic cult favorite Boondock Saints, is making Boondock Saints 2. Like, right now. And if you were dying to ask Troy a question about his vast movie making experience (his experience is not vast), you will be happy to know that he has taken to YouTube to drop some knowledge on your ass. In this latest video, Troy Duffy addresses all things Troy Duffy. Check it:

• *Troy Duffy will use some CGI in Boondock Saints 2 but only because he wants to, not because he is succumbing to the lame, pansy-ass conventions of modern-day Hollywood.
• *Troy Duffy gets blind-fucking-drunk with random dudes in Wooster at some bar called Irish Times (is that like an Irish version of Medieval Times? Because that sounds wicked awesome.).
• *Troy Duffy loves grease boards because they allow him to sketch out his visionary ideas for all the Hollywood suits and passionless dipshits who just don’t get the epic world he is creating with his revolutionary Saints characters.
• *Troy Duffy is a wood worker (we work with our wood a lot, too, but we don’t go around bragging about it. ZING upside your head!).
• *Troy Duffy can bring his characters back from the dead because he is Troy Fucking Duffy.

We can’t wait to see Boondock Saints 2. It’s going to be so great when the Boondock brothers open their trenchcoats and draw their guns in slow motion and are all like, “Die for your sins, scumbags. We’re the Boondock Saints and shit.” That part is going to be awesome.

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