Some people just like to have too much sex when they are underage, we’re guessing. Let’s say - just hypothetically here - that you were a 16-year-old sister of a pop-star who had your own show on Nickelodeon.
Stick with us.
You fool around with this dude named Casey Aldridge, and you get pregnant. What then? Let’s continue this game and suggest that you decide to keep it, ruining your acting career and sending your showbiz family into ultra-high-PR-alert.
Now, fast-forward a few months and you have a kid, you’re engaged, your career is over:
OF COURSE you have more sex!
But, should this situation ever happen to you, dear reader, practice some birth control.
Who’s trumpeting the preggers horn again? Find out…
The report:
Whoops – she did it again! Teen Prego Queen Jamie Lynn Spears has another bun in the oven, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively – and her pals are begging her to abort.
In a blockbuster world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned that the 17-year-old Zoey 101 starlet is now expecting for the second time – a mere three months after giving birth on June 19 to baby Maddie Briann.
Jamie’s desperate to keep the shock ing news secret and some people close to her are urging Jamie Lynn to consider ending the pregnancy, sources say.
“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”
Too late.
The unplanned pregnancy came as a shock to Jamie Lynn, who’d been breast-feeding her infant daughter Maddie Briann, insiders say.
“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.
Her mother Lynne was livid when she found out, divulged an insider.
Meanwhile, insiders say that those close to Jamie Lynn are urging her to abort!
“They’ve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster,” said the close source.
Now, you might be asking us: “WTF? The National Enquirer?”
And that’s justified, because it is a shitty tabloid that does make up a lot of crap. HOWEVER, The National Enquirer sometimes hits things right on the nose. Like when we thought Patrick Swayze didn’t have cancer? The Enquirer knew. And when Jamie Lynn got knocked up the first time, it was rushed to OK! Magazine because several tabloid, including the Enquirer were sniffing around the story.
This one might be total crap, but the Spears family is just so far gone from normal, everyday life that we can’t help but be a little entertained.
Because we’re also a little evil.
