Steven Segal has revealed that he is taking offers for Under Siege 3, sixteen years after the original and at least 10 years since anyone cared. Maybe his band isn’t doing so well these days.

Luckily, MTV did a video interview with him, where the interviewer prompts: “In terms of story, you’ve done a ship, you’ve done a train-“

And Segal blows our minds with a Sarah Palin-style flurry of words that seemingly make no sense…

Extra-terrestrial?

Like: Steven Segal ends up on a space ship and must SIEGE IT!?!?!

Count us as colored mildly interested.