Maybe Shia LaBeouf has some sort of subconscious death wish, but he’s just too much of an optimist to commit suicide.

And the crowd goes silent…no more suicide jokes then.

Word comes in that the BOOF has hurt himself on the set of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. No telling if they’re going to write this new injury into the script, fix it with CGI, or just ignore it and shoot Shia in the head (murder jokes, is that fine?):

Sources tell TMZ Shia was injured by a prop on the set of “Transformers” — we’re told he got a cut below his eyebrow that required stitches.

After getting sewn up, he went right back to work. Injured hand, injured eyebrow — no problemo.