Oh, the trash of this past hour!

Due to a DV-R malfunction, we missed Gossip Girl last night and were forced to add to their pool of iTunes download money. If that wasn’t trashy enough, we ended up listening to Paris Hilton’s newest song called “My BFF,” which will double as the theme song for her MTV series we already hate.

“My BFF” was co-written by boy-toy Benji Madden of Good Charlotte, so though it sucks because it’s pop from a stuck-up heiress who wasn’t THAT famous until we all had the option to buy a porn with her in it, it is catchier than previous Hilton efforts, which only means that 14-year-old girls who are unsure why she’s famous in the first place might just latch on to this.

Give it a listen if you are 14 or especially brave. HERE.