Man, the internet is a crazy place.

Last Friday, David Duchovny (of Californication currently, you X-phile!) admitted himself to a treatment center for sex addiction. Since then, we’ve been surfing around gossip sites as we normally do, and occasionally someone will make a good DD = sex addict joke.

Like Videogum’s realization that Duchovny’s “rub my belly” ad has whole new undertones:

Which reminded us about this Gawker blind item concerning a B-List TV star having sex with an extra for 3 hours: Duchovny? Is that you?

Which reminded us of this thinly-veiled rumor about Duchovny cheating on his wife, Tea Leoni. Which now seems like less of a rumor.

Which lead us to link surf through the comments and we found a ping-back for a Radar article where online speculators suggest that Tea was having an affair with Billy Bob Thornton while Duchovny was sleeping around. Supposedly, she went on tour with him and was secretly dating Billy Bob?

Whatever, the internet makes this vast web of gossip so easy to sort, we’re building a David Duchovny XXX-File!

Our bad, we are really sucking at the jokes recently…